Ready Fight!?

[Jetman]

Alright, tonight I got pretty drunk -- still am a bit. I took one of my friends to a strip club to buy him a lap dance, get him some drinks, etc. seeing as he got married like instantaneously ( hehe spelled thet drunk ) so I'm trying to make up for this lost time and give this guy a pseudo bachelor party. Well me and two of my boys close out the place , walk out , and about 8 of these dudes are just loitering about my car having a smoke. I start BS'in with them, they see the military decal on my car and immediately start laughing when I ask them if they are Air Force like me. So I think okay these guys are Marines, Army, Navy, or something else they deny being any of these any keep laughing. Right about like then I start talking some shit and am just ready to tear into them. I think I can take the one on my left - break his nose and get his friend right behind him - and just start working him. My other two friends are ripped and pretty huge ,but one is fucking drunk off his ass ( the ex- bachelor) so I'm not too sure how they'll hold out. Well, the non bachelor pulls me into my car, takes my keys and starts the car. Me,I'm just waiting for one of these guys to say the wrong thing to me then its on. We drove off and I ended up calling my friends a bunch of pussies for not backing me up.... I mean I spend 10 1/2 to 12 hours a day working on the flightline ( I'm talking seriously working my ass off ,guys) on broke ass fighter jets for my country and these punks who live with their mothers and work in Mc Donalds want to talk shit about my job????
I take a lot of pride in what I do every day and pissed isnt the word for what I was, seriously - I may have two less friends when I wake up tomorrow because of what I said but, when I sober up I may end up thanking them for saving my ass --- who knows?? Fucking Jose can make a guy do some stupid things.,,

Anyway, any of you guys ever gotten into some good brawls? I've gotten into a couple and honestly I've lost more than I win - but at least I dont feel like a "puss" afterwards as long as I stick up for myself. I've even been outnumbered to the point where I've " Hit-and-run" before.. as long as the other guy pays somehow

God - I'm going to regret creating this thread when I wake up tomorrow....er...today

[Tracer]

I once totally uppercutted this one kid for droping a spoon.

[arjue]

Once, I had some valuables at a small get together, and this cock kept throwing deoderant cans in the fire (in my mates backyard). I told him to stop it, as the shrapnel from the cans has ruined some of my stuff in the past, so he keeps doing it just for spite.

I get super pissed, and unleash a toe punt to his stomach. When he gets his bearings, he gets me in a headlock and pulls me to the ground.

I don't think he was hitting me (if so, he can't punch for shit), but when you're in a headlock on the ground its kinda hard to fight, so I kept kneeing him in the back and swinging wonky assed punches at him. after a while he gets off me and gets to his feet before me. as I'm getting up, he punches me vertically in the crown as hard as he could. It hurt a little, but adrenaline took care of that.

he then backed off, but I wanted to really fuck him up, so I tried to provoke him by doing an irish jig. My plan was kick him in the neck if he ran at me. It didn't work, so I just looked like a tosser.


all of this happened while I was sober.

[Jetman]

he then backed off, but I wanted to really fuck him up, so I tried to provoke him by doing an irish jig. My plan was kick him in the neck if he ran at me. It didn't work, so I just looked like a tosser.

all of this happened while I was sober.

That's awesome - What does that Irish jig entail , and does it instill fear into your opponent? And I assume he ran off after seeing the jig ?

Most of my fighting has me using the element of surprise and throwing some elbows to the nose pretty quick, as I'm not the biggest guy so I gotta do what I gotta do quick if I want to win.

[arjue]

I hear that. I'm pretty weak, so I fight as dirty as I can, because lets face it, theres no such thing as dirty fighting. I elbow, kick, grab, stab with my finger tips, you name it, however I almost never get into fights. Being a tubby bitch does have its advantages though, such as naturally strong legs, and inertia is on yourside too.

and it was kind of like a cheery russian dance, with the kicking and such, and no, all i did was make everyone laugh and kill the mood.

[Rocca]

hahaha, I freaked a bunch of people out at my place when i took out my own samurai sword, I can swing it like a badass so everyone kids that they shouldn't mess with Dj. I'm a scronny bitch so i'd resort to the blade on the pedestal if ever i got into trouble. Haomaru style

[Jetman]

and it was kind of like a cheery russian dance, with the kicking and such, and no, all i did was make everyone laugh and kill the mood.

Ahh so its kind of like the little Zangief dance in Despair's sig. That may have good results too though while everyone's laughing that punk wouldnt see that left hook coming

[Nomi]

Er, I got in a hockey fight once.

I was the only girl in the league and I was getting a lot of shit about it. The one coach refused to play my team because he didn't want to be responsible if I got hurt. So he goes off and argues with my coach and the ref... So, we start playing our own game, no pads or helmets or anything. Just some kids from my team and the other messing around because we're all bored.

Some jackass starts making cracks about me being female, and I hit him. Pretty hard, square on the nose. It bled a little, but Jesus, I don't hit hard. I'm scrawny as hell. He got all pissy about it and I guess two or so other fights broke out.

My father didn't let me play anymore after that. Every game I got in some near-fight because I can't handle chick remarks. Ah well.

[Sl1p]

The last fight I was in was less than a year ago and fullfilled a dream of mine and many other people. Beating the shit out of someone who talks crap over the internet.

So I go to Golfland to play some CVS2 and whatnot with a friend from work whos never been there. We were having a good time and all until one of my friends comes up to me with this giddy look on his face.

"Hey, remember that guy Lenoh who was telling Corey (Mutual friend) that he was going to kill him and what not through message boards and stuff?"
"Uhh..Yeah, why?"
"Hes here."

Fun! So I go over to see who he is..and hes some fucking tubby Harry Potter for Goth look-a-like. Wowwwww. So I go up to him and just start talking shit to him and he seems pretty freaked out..you know, never expecting anyone to figure out who he is. I asked him if he posted on Lenoh on message boards, he said yes like it was something to be proud of. So I told him not to leave until I did, you know. For his own personal safety. So I let him walk away after shoving his tubby ass around a bit..He gets pretty far away before I think I hear something and look over at him. I see him looking at me and his mouth is moving..hell if I know what he said so I'm like "YO, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?". So I march over there and he turns around right away and starts walking. When I catch up to him I reach around, shove my finger in his eye and flick off his glasses.

YA CAN'T HIT A MAN WITH GLASSES!

From there on out it was go time. Nothing fancy at all. I just pounded my fist into his face for a few good minutes until the manager came over and broke it up. He never touched me, aside of when he turned around to see me, he brushed his hand across my face..funny enough I started bleeding above my lip from that. Why? Like every other retarded goth kid he had these huge, Chun-Li-like braclets around his wrist. In after thought, if I noticed he had those before I probobly wouldn't have started a fight, because if he barely touched me with them and I bled, I can only imagine if he got to backhand me with them.

Afterwards I got to throw out the good ol' saying of "DONT TALK SHIT UNLESS YOU CAN BACK IT UP!" which is like the Southern California slogan. I'm not a fighting guy at all, I don't believe Im a tough guy obviously. But damned if you're going to say you're gonna beat someone up through a message board or AIM or something, then be some stupid fat goth kid. Fuck that..You get fist in your face!

Oh, and I was kicked out of SVGL for the day (By a giggling manager who was amused that it was me of all people who decided to throw down in his arcade) and we've never seen Lenoh since. Hooray!

[680x0]

I hear that. I'm pretty weak, so I fight as dirty as I can, because lets face it, theres no such thing as dirty fighting. I elbow, kick, grab, stab with my finger tips, you name it, however I almost never get into fights. Being a tubby bitch does have its advantages though, such as naturally strong legs, and inertia is on yourside too.

and it was kind of like a cheery russian dance, with the kicking and such, and no, all i did was make everyone laugh and kill the mood.

Dirty fighting is getting a bit of your opponent in your teeth and tearing it loose

I've never been in any propper brawls, I prefer confrontation when my side has substantial advantage over the other. I think the last time I ever hit anyone seriously was in highschool when this slimjim looking redheaded A.D.D. poster boy was fucking around with the computer lab that I was newly setting up for the school. I got him against a wall with his arm locked behind his back and kept punching his arm til' he bled out through his skin. He said something about "the principal" so I said "wanna see him?" and carried his sad, lanky ass like a suitcase to his office. Well, I had much more clout with the staff and the little shit was given detention even though he was visibly blood-stained.

Anyway I can't get into fights now that I carry a pistol. I have to shut down situations before they escalate and of course drinking in public, while not illeagal while carrying in my state, is something I prohibit myself from.