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Burg, you'll be my hero if you make that post your tombstone's epitapth.
Mine's gonna be "Hey, nice shoes". I don't plan on having many visitors.
What the Fonz said!
* sums up topic in one line
When you go through a metal detector what do you think it'll read first, the shit in your brain or the lead in your ass? - Bruce Willis
"Your soul better belong to Jesus, mmm-mmmmm..... cause your ass belongs to me!"
Burg, you'll be my hero if you make that post your tombstone's epitapth.
Mine's gonna be "Hey, nice shoes". I don't plan on having many visitors.
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You have no idea of the contempt I hold for stupid people.
Kids, sure, I can understand. But humanity is better off without adults who don't know not to eat coins and put cement up their asses.
What's next? Do we need to engrave "Do Not Ingest" on every coin?
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Hey-oh!
Can this even come close to being as bad as the homosexual men who, some time ago, used to put rodents up their asses?
I kid you not. In med school my father found X-rays of a gerbil skeleton in a guys ass. If that isn't foreshadowing the end of the world, I don't know what is.
What the Fonz said!
You talking about that radio boadcast, "armageddon"?
"Your soul better belong to Jesus, mmm-mmmmm..... cause your ass belongs to me!"
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Oh man... wouldn't that be a wicked replacement for "In God We Trust"?
What the Fonz said!
HAHAHA!
"Your soul better belong to Jesus, mmm-mmmmm..... cause your ass belongs to me!"
Funner Than Leather
Fucking NEEDLES?!
I can back her up on this. My dad is a Doctor and had to do the same training. Gerbals, rats, snakes, you name it, people came in with it up their ass. One of the weirder ones was a old woman who let a potatoe grow in her, love area. By the time she thought to do something about it, it had vines growing all the way to the floor. It boggels the mind why only then she thought she needed help for it, as if the months before everything was just ok.
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AWESOME.
Problem is, people would be all "d00d wtf they mispeled incest on my metal chipz."
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