Eating coins will stop you from pooping

[FirstBlood]

I also seem to remember seeing some horrific picture of a jelly jar up a man's rectum. How it got there I have no clue?

I think I've got a hunch...

[gameoverDude]

LOL. this is too funny (and a bit gross).

It's more gross than funny. Maybe he should've bought more Metamucil with the money he's been eating.

From LA Times:
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnom suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

Poor gerbil. Also imagine that guy's pain from having a mini-explosion inside himself which left part of his digestive system seared. Felching is so stupid.

[Matt]

The thing that kills me with that pick is the arrows. as if its not half fucking obvious where the coins are.

Aren't those to point out some of the needles?

[Opaque]

Doctors discovered an enormous opaque mass in his stomach...

Damn straight... I'll fuck you up for sure...

[Gohron]

It's more gross than funny. Maybe he should've bought more Metamucil with the money he's been eating.



Poor gerbil. Also imagine that guy's pain from having a mini-explosion inside himself which left part of his digestive system seared. Felching is so stupid.

Anybody who partakes in these activities deserves the burns inside them. Serves him right:P

[Grave]

If I was that crazy guy I would've gone to the nearest supermarket and taken a huge coin laden dump in their Coinstar(tm) machine.

That is a hilarious mental image. I want to draw this.

[Nomi]

Anybody who partakes in these activities deserves the burns inside them. Serves him right:P

Any individual partaking in felching doesn't deserve to call himself a human being. I have a hard time believing any semi-normal, sane person would stick a live gerbil in his ass and call it sexual play.

[RedCoKid]

Any individual partaking in felching doesn't deserve to call himself a human being. I have a hard time believing any semi-normal, sane person would stick a live gerbil in his ass and call it sexual play.

You're referring to Richard Gere, right?

[Matt]

Any individual partaking in felching doesn't deserve to call himself a human being. I have a hard time believing any semi-normal, sane person would stick a live gerbil in his ass and call it sexual play.

It's an urban legend.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.htm
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_216b.html
http://www.shepherd-express.com/shep...vage_love.html

[Nomi]

It's an urban legend.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.htm
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_216b.html
http://www.shepherd-express.com/shep...vage_love.html

Well, thank God.