Eating coins will stop you from pooping

[Korian]

Jokes and urban legends aside, I'm sure some seriously fucked
up people partake in this activity.

[Drewbacca]

This guy also died though. It was on the radio up here. So I guess dying helps you to not poop.

[gameoverDude]

Anybody who partakes in these activities deserves the burns inside them. Serves him right:P

Yep, he did get what was coming to him.

[Dolemite]

Flaming Projectile Gerbil -- Actual article from the LA Times

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the Gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital.

Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew (Kiki) Farnom, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in." he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking that the light might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnom suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

And they say the Bible is the greatest story ever told.

I can never play Blackheart in MvC seriously again.

[Eight One]

Add some fire and you're done.

[SapphirePhoenix]

And we (humans) are supposed to be the most superior and "intelligent" beings on this planet??? Oh, and Mike, I think tonight we're having coin pie.

[Calliander]

It's so annoying when people believe those fake news stories.

Man, I love Snopes so much. No newspaper would print the word "felching" anyway, so if you believe the story, you're weird.