A shit sandwich is better than Van Helsing.
Just got back from it. Good film. Very good.
or as my friend Dwayne would put it: "It was better than Van Helsing".
A shit sandwich is better than Van Helsing.
It was ok. I didn't really like all of it because a lot of it made NO SENSE.
You can't just CLOSE a door to a huge tidal wave or a huge freeze wave that is somehow chasing you.
Oh, that and I guess wolves don't freeze? That was totally un-necessary. I want to see that guys job interview.
It's just a effect of survival...closing a door to stop a tidal wave won't do anything, but when it's the only thing you can do, it makes more sense than just standing there. When push comes to shove you either fight back or stand there and get wiped out.
When you close the door to a tidal wave, you still get wiped away.. just you get mashed in the face with a door...
Standard Emmerich trick. Remember ID4, when that dog outran a fucking explosion?You need only know one thing: there are multiple scenes of people trying to outrun WEATHER, and instances of closing a door to stop the weather from coming like it was a freakin' raptor or something.
There's no way Im watching this.
And standing one inch inside an open doorway completely protected you from said explosion, too...Originally Posted by diffusionx
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lol. either way you're fucked. But who would stand next to the door after you close it? Gotta keep running.Originally Posted by pixelassassin
Oh yeah, for ID4 didn't Emmerich have a co-director or something? They were some kind of tag team, can't remember his name. I think he fell off the side of the world after Godzilla.
Dean Devlin was Emerich's co-everything.
The natural reaction for a human to do from a large wall of water is to close the door and run away. There was nothing wrong with that. Yeah, it's pointless... but we'd all do the same thing when put in their situation.Originally Posted by shidoshi
Your friend Dwayne needs to raise his measuring stick up a little bit. Almost everything is better than Van Helsing.Originally Posted by Rhydant
That's gross. I'd rather watch Van Helsing (it's a fun movie to poke fun at) than eat shit. Maybe it's just my crazy perogative speaking up here though.Originally Posted by adol
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