Gym annoyances

[Thief Silver]

Quit looking at my penis.

[Jason]

I would say I hate it when people fart while using the equipment but I do it to. One time I let one slip while on the treadmill and the guy next to me yelled "fuck" and went over to a machine 5 or 6 down which was cool because his B.O. wasn't very pleasant either.

[Dolemite]

There's this one stinky fucker at my gym. Older guy. He never looks dirty or sweaty, but he always stinks like ten tons of shit.

Luckily, he's rarely in the same time that I am, and when he is, he rarely works the same equipment that I do, so I'm usually spared his stench.

[Aurora]

Ugh - I hear you on the stinky guys. I haven't worked out in a bit, but last time I did there was this one dude next to me who smelled like he just cuddled a pillow of shit. On a bed made of hardened diarrhea. With piss blankets. No other treadmills were available to move to, and I hate moving mid-workout, so I just braved on. Felt sick almost the entire night.

[Jason]

LMAO!!! you guys are cracking me up with the smell descriptions. I don't know about you guys but when I'm on a treadmill (or just working out in general) for a while the farts just keep coming to me and I can't stop em... that's why I prefer going to the track when the weather is nice, I can let em blow all they want and nobody is offended

[Aurora]

I fart on the treadmill too. Well, most of the time. I tend to eat dried fruit the day I exercise so I am a bit gasey. Usually they aren't too stinky, but some days DEAR LORD.

[Jason]

I fart on the treadmill too. Well, most of the time. I tend to eat dried fruit the day I exercise so I am a bit gasey. Usually they aren't too stinky, but some days DEAR LORD.

nah... mine are the warm airy farts that seep out which stink the worst (pleasant huh?). My girlfriend has those non stinky farts you talk about... I'm grateful for that although she's screwed

[Aurora]

Oh, mine are usually pretty warm and airy too. Just sometimes they don't stink. But, sometimes they are lethal.

I like the little spurt ones. I pretend they make me go faster.

[Hubbitron]

Someone here once said, if you can't get laid smelling like yourself, you're not getting laid smelling like someone else.

Wise words.

[Jason]

Oh, mine are usually pretty warm and airy too. Just sometimes they don't stink. But, sometimes they are lethal.

I like the little spurt ones. I pretend they make me go faster.

LMAO!!! but that could also mean the engine is dying. To get back on topic... I agree with all those members that find it gross when people sweat all over the equipment and don't wipe the shit down when they are through. Those are the ones I would like to fart on while they work out, unfortunately you don't realize who they are until they leave.