Gym annoyances

[Dolemite]

I blasted out a nice fart on leg presses once. I just kept on going.

Was that you I was quoting? It was either you or Josh, I couldn't remember.

[Hubbitron]

The grin is also a link to the original post. I have to say I'm honored.

wtg on legpress farting. it reminds me of that vid someone posted of that chick doing a clean and jerk and pissing herself.

[Dolemite]

The grin is also a link to the original post.

Aren't you clever.

I have to say I'm honored.

You should be- it was a great quote.

[Jason]

I don't know how one holds a fart in while working out... seems to be part of the work out to me.

[The_Meach]

What's wrong with your guys' digestive systems? The only time I've ever farted during a workout was during BJJ practice when a guy threw me down so hard it just came out. Didn't even feel gasey, it was just a tough throw.

Take a shit before you work out, or something. The rest of us in the gym will breathe easier.

[Dyne]

well dole already said men grunting motivates him. perhaps being around sweaty, grunting guys loosens everyones cake holes as well.

[Doc Holliday]

Someone here once said, if you can't get laid smelling like yourself, you're not getting laid smelling like someone else.

Wise words.

To be fair though, the man your quoting is Greek. Those guys smell like olives and the beach. Why do you think homosexuality was so rampant back in the day? You'd fuck a guy too if he smelled that good.

[Dyne]

that made me giggle.

[Josh]

I was doing yoga this evening and I blew devils breath out of my asshole. Then, because of the position i was in it wafted up into my face for about 25 seconds. Lame.

I eat pretty much the same thing every day, and some days my farts smell like fucking sunshine and some days its lethal. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

[Doc Holliday]

that made me giggle.

Don't laugh, cause it ain't funny. We Irish smell like potatoes and moss.