Gym annoyances

[The_Meach]

And stale Guinness.

[bbobb]

Don't laugh, cause it ain't funny. We Irish smell like potatoes and moss.

And cabbage farts.

[Doc Holliday]

I think you're mistaking us for the Krauts.

[Dyne]

cabbage farts are fucking epic. it's like death on it's pale horse, riding out of an asshole on a vaperous cloud.

[Dyne]

I think you're mistaking us for the Krauts.

cabbage can be used other than sourkraut.

[bbobb]

I think you're mistaking us for the Krauts.

Would I mistake my own people?

[Doc Holliday]

All this proves is that the Northern Europeans stink of fish and boiled shit, while the Mediterraneans bask in all their tanned, oiled, bacchanalian glory.

[Jason]

What's wrong with your guys' digestive systems? The only time I've ever farted during a workout was during BJJ practice when a guy threw me down so hard it just came out. Didn't even feel gasey, it was just a tough throw.

Take a shit before you work out, or something. The rest of us in the gym will breathe easier.

for me the work out just pushes whatever is in me out... I don't have to take a shit prior so I'm not gonna sit there and force the shit out.

I'm just gonna havta be "that guy" I guess. Perhaps they can put up a no farting rule in the gym... that would be a funny picture, have the handicap sign dude holding his nose while he passes some guy on a treadmill.

[Dolemite]

I was doing yoga this evening and I blew devils breath out of my asshole.

[Josh]

Pretty much.