Gym annoyances

[Dolemite]

This chick was walking the track and talking on her cell for over a half hour straight doing the Al Bundy. Nice.

[Brisco Bold]

How'd you snag those pics?

[Dolemite]

Teh amazing camera phone.

She was too busy going "Jel-o? Jel-o? Joo there? Jel-o?" to notice.

[xXsarahXx]

Argg theres this one woman at the gym and i dread seeing her.
She follows me and my mate around everywhere i dont know her at all.
She insists on talking to me whilst im running on a treadmill, hello one false move and ill probably have false teeth from falling off that thing.
When we go to get showered she follows us, i wear either my bikini or a swimming costume into the shower and have a proper shower when i get home but no, she goes in totally but naked, shes like 50 too, come on i dont need to see what you have thanks very much.
I dont even know this womans name!
And theres this other woman who we usually get a good laugh out of when you go to the gym and are like 20 stone please please please dont wear a bikini top and hi leg shorts, good god that is not a nice sight, please put it away.

Everything else that pisses me off has alreadly bene mentioned eg...sweat pools...yuk... and stinky people how much does a can of deoderent cost, not an awful lot, at some times i have been so tempted to get my can out and sprey them but they look bigger and stronger than me!

[Brisco Bold]

Teh amazing camera phone.

She was too busy going "Jel-o? Jel-o? Joo there? Jel-o?" to notice.

Everyone has to itch sometime.

[Dolemite]

Non-stop for a half-hour? Dude, her hand never left her pants. Not once.

[Brisco Bold]

Sandy vagina?

[Blacklight85]

Non-stop for a half-hour? Dude, her hand never left her pants. Not once.

Phone sex?

Another major gym annoyance is why guys feel they have to walk around the locker room naked, at my gym there is this group of guys who just stand by their lockers having a discussion BUTT NAKED, I try to change as quick as possible and get the hell out of there, it just seems like they enjoy showing themselves off to each other and the rest of the locker room a little too much. Scary.

[animegirl]

I hate people who sit on the weight machines and do one fucking rep every 5 mins. Hurry the fuck up! I also hate it when big monster guys pile like 300 pounds of weight on a machine and don't take it off when they are done. Then I can't use it without getting a forklift to take off the weights. Also, there is this old bald guy who always works out in the shortest shorts ever, I mean they are Zap Branigen short they probably have like 1 millimeter ball clearance. *blech*

[Eirikur]

Phone sex?

Another major gym annoyance is why guys feel they have to walk around the locker room naked, at my gym there is this group of guys who just stand by their lockers having a discussion BUTT NAKED, I try to change as quick as possible and get the hell out of there, it just seems like they enjoy showing themselves off to each other and the rest of the locker room a little too much. Scary.

Maybe it's because they're comfortable with being naked in front of other men? You don't have to be gay to stand naked with men.