Trouble sleeping...

[Brisco Bold]

try wanking off before bed.

come on people, thats the obvious one.

masterbation: puts you to sleep, cures headaches, cures what ails yah

Doesn't work for everyone.

[BioMechanic]

I found the valerian root to be a lot more useful than the melatonin. Then again, I took both, and they knocked the shit out of me.

Valerian root smells and tastes about twice as bad as ass, though.

Yes. I tried valerian this weekend, and it worked very well. Nasty, but effective.

[Saint of Killers]

Pot makes me feel tired but doesn't actually put me to sleep. I recommend lots and lots of tequila.