Pai Mei RULES

[arjue]

totally.

once his eybrows set fire to my house. I would have died, but i wasn't there

[Gymkata]

I was in the park yesterday and I was drinking one of those new Sprite Remixes. Pai Mei came over and snatched it out of my hand and drank it. He then Roundhouse kicked me in the face so hard I landed on Mars. It hot up in here in the daytime.

[dave is ok]

This thread reminds me of those old SNL 'Bill Bradski' skits.

I made a videotape of Pai Mei having sex with my girlfriend, and it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

[Curtis]

I want Pai Mei to have his own TV show where parents drop their kids off at his place and he BEATS ASS UNTIL THEY RESPECT.

It would be like those troubled teens Sally Jesse Raphael shows only TOTALLY worth watching.

That or do That's My Bush again and have him be the wacky neighbor. I hated That's My Bush, but that would OWN.

[Mman]

Pai Mei died like a bitch.

[George]

Pai Mei died like a bitch.

Better than LIVING LIKE ONE. Bitch.

[Mman]

Im still the one breathing, i think that wins.

[Gymkata]

I want Pai Mei to have his own TV show where parents drop their kids off at his place and he BEATS ASS UNTIL THEY RESPECT.

It would be like those troubled teens Sally Jesse Raphael shows only TOTALLY worth watching.

That or do That's My Bush again and have him be the wacky neighbor. I hated That's My Bush, but that would OWN.

I realy like this idea....Its sort of like that Chapelle skit where Nelson Mandela had his own boot camp for troubled teens. The whole skit was him making all of those kids his bitch.

[Curtis]

... I think I need to see that skit. I've been behind on my Chapelle as of late.

[Gymkata]

It was during an episode where they showed all the stuff that they wanted to do, but backed out of at the last minute. They also had "Time Haters" and a documentary about what America would be like if it was segregated into straight and gay.
Funny as heck.