The Curse Of The Asian Man

[Gymkata]

This is purely offensive. The author seemingly knows nothing about interracial relationships. I've lost count of the number of times when Caucasian or Asian strangers alike ask me about my "friend" or when servers in restaurants ask, "Will that be two checks?" -- even though we always wear our wedding rings and hold hands in public. Dealing with racial issues is not easy for me, either. What a jerk. It serves him right if he can't get a date.

I agree, dealing with race is ain't a picknic. I tell you what.

If it makes you feel any better, the guy is probably pissed that many of the girls that he is attracted to are going out with white guys. You would be surprised at how fast he wouldnt care about "white guys stealin his wimmen folk" if all of a sudden he had an asian g/f. Or heck, any girl.

This page is more for comedy and a release from stress than anything. Dont worry.

[MechDeus]

Eh? I've never seen evidence of this. Black men are despised the world over. If a white woman brought a black man home, they'd have to find a new family. Unless the guy's an athlete or entertainer.

And the black guy would be a fool to go into the white woman's neighborhead, unless he has a weird fetish for baseball bats upside the cranium.

A lot of black guys I know have never dated anything but white females and a lot of white females I know are far more easily attracted to black guys then anything else.

[Tyler_Durden]

Asian Guys are the nicest freaking people on the planet (except for me, I guess). We treat old people with respect, we take care of our mothers, we bring you gifts every chance we get, we honor tradition and the family like nobody's business, and we do all of this with a genuine smile on our faces. We all play an instrument (usually piano or violin), we stay out of trouble, and we do what we're told.

Asian parents don't sing lullabies to their kids - they make them memorize the Periodic Table and tell them about the importance of money and a pretigious job. No one is more prepared for the working world. No one studies harder, practices longer, and strives for perfection more than us.

This guy answers his own question in the article. Around NE prep schools (and I would assume most high schools), Asian guys are known as nice, inoffensive kids who are amazing at math and science, and spend all their time inside doing their homework because their psychotic parents will beat the fuck out of them if they don't. I've got some Asian friends and I know that isn't entirely true (although it pretty much is for most of the guys I know) but that's the stereotype.

Anyway, maybe this guy would get some girls if he wasn't such a whiny bitch. Girls have never liked the nice, offensive type of guy he describes in the first paragraph, whether they're Asian or not. He's basing his whole argument on the fact that girls always say "I just want a nice guy", but it's basically just bullshit. Some girls have even admitted to me that while they like nice guys in theory it's usually the confident assholes they end up being attracted to. He's really deluded, but he is a decent writer.

[Gymkata]

Im pretty sure that this site is a comedy site....

[Eightbitbreaks]

You have a small penis and are bad at math?

Oh snap son!

Hahah, one of the best insults I have ever heard is when my friend jokingly said, "Man, you're only Asian from the waist down."

I laughed pretty hard.

[Josh]

Im pretty sure that this site is a comedy site....

Damn dude... nothing gets past you.

[voltz]

My Asian girlfriend says that she doesn't like Asian guys because they are not attractive.

Your girlfriend needs a good kick to the head from some asian dude.

[elizab]

Asian girls are more feminine than white girls, who are more feminine than black girls.

Actualy Black women have more estrogen than asian or white women. Just thought I'd drop that bit of info.

[M]

in 8th grade I had the biggest crush on this guy named Sopath Im. I find all people, regardless of color, hair type, etc attractive.

[Brisco Bold]

in 8th grade I had the biggest crush on this guy named Sopath Im. I find all people, regardless of color, hair type, etc attractive.

Good for you!

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