The Curse Of The Asian Man

[Damian79]

Good for you!

*offers cookie*

IT'S A TRAAAAAAAP!!11

[Ragnarok the Red]

That article is to but don't take it too seriously, my Azn brothers, it just plays up teh stereotypes, in the end it's up to you and what kind of women you encounter along the way

Although, I have to say, what shidoshi suggested does make a disturbing mount of sense...

I'm half asian and half white. Where do I fit into all this?

Depending on what features you inherited, man, you could either be the average half-'n-half joe, or you could be a stud. I have a cousin who's half-white and ever since junior high the girls have flocked to him like spanish fly, that seems to happen to a lot of half-Asian half-Whites. Of course it also helps he's athletic, intelligent, and has an endearing personality, but the unique blend of looks he got doesn't hurt.

[Bacon McShig]

In all honesty, a lot of black women are perceived to be too strong (ie. can call most black men on their lies; are very demanding of what they want, etc). That can be a turn-off to a lot of men. Then you have the docile (by comparison) white women, and some men flock to them instead. They're perceived to be more well-behaved and more devoted and supportive than black women, who can be volatile in comparison. I know this is all based on stereotypes, but some people make decisions based off these very stereotypes, whether it's conscience or not.

Stereotypes are just ugly truths that apply not to all in a certain circle, but to too many to ignore.

I think the attitude of a lot of black women is summed up with this: Destiny's Child's first single was "Pay my Bills," in which they spent the song demanding that their boyfriend (not spouse) pay their bills. Their follow-up single was "Independent Woman". That seems, in my experience, to fit the description of a lot of black women I know... not all, but a lot. The worst of them are worse than any other race or gender in terms of two-faced extortion and underhanded territorial disputes, which no doubt is a huge, HUGE turn-off. I work retail, and guess who always tries to talk down prices (No joke, a lot seem to think that products' prices are based on age, and anything that is over a year old should be dirt cheap by now, and dozens have given me the most horrible cock-eyed look when they see the price tag and inevitably add "is this the price?!"), and guess who makes a scene and wants to talk to the manager if they don't get their way moreso than any other type of customer. Being in a relationship with someone like that is the most unappealing thought in the world.

I'm no racist but DAMN black women tend to get on my nerves. There's a good number who are sweet, and to them, I'm sorry for this vent. Tell your sisters they're making you look bad. On the whole, far too many seem very much in the mold of "you gotta take care of me and my needs, but GODDAMN if I'm gonna help you out, I'm my own woman *head bob*."

[Master]

My woman is Asian, and short.

I'm in on the conspiracy.

[Kinopio]

Its probably the whole height thing that fucks it up for Asian guys the most. I've never heard of a girl that goes after short guys. Girls think short guys are "cute", but being cute doesn't usually translate to getting laid. Seems like it sucks to be a short guy.

[Master]

By the way, the guy that wrote this article is a fucking loser.

"Girls say they want a nice guy"
Yeah. A guy who doesn't sleep with their best friends, not a fucking pussy. Pussy.

"We are always respectful, we will never cheat, we do as we are told"
You are a fucking doormat loser. Grow a pair.

"We would kick everyone's ass"
Yeah. OK.

This guys problem is (admittedly) sour grapes. He is jealous, but not of white guys, of guys with a clue. While this guy "keeps it real" and "doesn't sell out" and "makes his parents proud" I'll be HAVING FUN with his sister. Good show.

And yeah, I get it, comedy. But cut out the whiny crybaby bullshit. I was bored from the start. I must say it was funny though, but probably for the wrong reasons.

[Damian79]

But cut out the whiny crybaby bullshit. I was bored from the start. I must say it was funny though, but probably for the wrong reasons.

That is WHY it is funny. The comedy is based on his sour grapes.

[Master]

I dig.

[rama]

at least all asian guys know karate an' shit. i'd give up having this damn big black penis for some ass kicking karate abilities.

a white female friend of mine said to me once "i'd never date an asian guy.....they just seem too nice and ready to kiss your ass."

[Brisco Bold]

lol @ big black penis.