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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
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i love f.h.e
Hostages? **** em'
Black Freighter leaked.
It's pretty much great, and doesn't stray from the comic (not that it really could).
under the clitoral hood is also around.
Or in this case, under.
You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
THis is a pretty hilarious article explaining exactly how bad the Watchmen movie could have been:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/watchmen...n-a-lot-worse/
My favorite bit:
INT. WATCHMAN HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT
A parlor with enormous padded chairs gathered around a large easel. SILK SPECTRE II, NITE OWL II, RORSCHACH, OZYMANDIAS, DR. MANHATTAN and CHESTER are there.
OZYMANDIAS gestures at the easel, looking pensive.
OZYMANDIAS:
We’ll split up into two groups. Doc, you and Laurie will fly into Afghanistan and fight the Russians there. Myself, Nite Owl and Rorschach will search for clues in the sewers of Paris.
CHESTER:
What about me? You can’t leave me behind again!
NITE OWL II:
You’re too young Chester. This isn’t kid’s stuff.
CHESTER:
But I’m not a kid any more.
CHESTER runs at a wall, getting two full paces up it before doing a back flip. He lands on his feet, and makes a complicated movement with his arms that looks martial artsy. OZYMANDIAS watches, stroking his chin.
OZYMANDIAS:
We could use the help…
DR. MANHATTAN:
Agreed. Chester will make a fine addition to our force.
DR. MANHATTAN wiggles his nose. A costume appears on CHESTER. He is now TEEN NITE OWL.
TEEN SILK SPECTRE enters and sees TEEN NITE OWL.
TEEN SILK SPECTRE:
Congratulations little brother!
SILK SPECTRE II glares at DR. MANHATTAN, who is staring at TEEN SILK SPECTRE. An erection is clearly visible in the loose gym shorts he’s wearing.
the original and best
having flipped through the first script from the 80s, i'm not sure that that's a joke
Finally saw it last night.
Two things bothered me.
Nixon's nose seemed to get larger in every shot he was in. By the end, he was pulling a Pinocchio.
Also, Specter seemed to have a nice rack when clothed, but looked like a twelve year old boy when nekid.
Make it three things, I had to suffer through lots of blue cock, would it have killed them to have a nice tit shot from the hooker?
Since those are my only quibbles, I guess I must have liked it.
Last edited by Some Stupid Japanese Name; 19 Mar 2009 at 02:54 PM. Reason: silver/silk who cares.
On a second veiwing, I saw penetration in Specter's Tijuana bible. Got to look quick though.
"Question the world man... I know the meaning of everything right now... it's like I can touch god." - bbobb the ggreatt
Do you prefer dogs or cats?
The Silk Spectre was also rocking a GIGANTIC face.
I'm surprised somebody didn't lose an eye during that sex scene!
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