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  1. Thumbs Up "The 50 Worst Songs Ever"

    Remember "The Fifty Worst Bands Ever"? Well, Blender Magazine is back at it.

    1. We Built This City - Starship (1985)
    2. Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus (1992)
    3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight - Wang Chung (1986)
    4. Rollin' - Limp Bizkit (2000)
    5. Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice (1990)
    6. The Heart of Rock & Roll - Huey Lewis and the News (1984)
    7. Don't Worry, Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin (1988)
    8. Party All the Time - Eddie Murphy (1985)
    9. American Life - Madonna (2003)
    10. Ebony and Ivory - Paul McCartney, Stevie Wonder (1982)
    11. Invisible - Clay Aiken (2003)
    12. Kokomo - The Beach Boys (1988)
    13. Illegal Alien - Genesis (1983)
    14. From a Distance - Bette Midler (1990)
    15. I'll Be There for You - The Rembrandts (1995)
    16. What's Up? - 4 Non Blondes (1993)
    17. Pumps and a Bump - Hammer (1994)
    18. You're The Inspiration - Chicago (1984)
    19. Broken Wings - Mr. Mister (1985)
    20. Dancing on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie (1986)
    21. Two Princes - Spin Doctors (1992)
    22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) - Toby Keith (2002)
    23. Sunglasses at Night - Corey Hart (1984)
    24. Superman - Five for Fighting (2000)
    25. I'll Be Missing You - Puff Daddy featuring Faith Evans and 112 (1997)
    26. The End - The Doors (1967)
    27. The Final Countdown - Europe (1987)
    28. Your Body Is a Wonderland - John Mayer (2001)
    29. Breakfast at Tiffany's - Deep Blue Something (1995)
    30. Greatest Love of All - Whitney Houston (1986)
    31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Crash Test Dummies (1994)
    32. Will 2K - Will Smith (1999)
    33. Barbie Girl - Aqua (1997)
    34. Longer - Dan Fogelberg (1979)
    35. Shiny Happy People - R.E.M. (1991)
    36. Make Em Say Uhh! - Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal (1998)
    37. Rico Suave - Gerardo (1991)
    38. Cotton Eyed Joe - Rednex (1995)
    39. She Bangs - Ricky Martin (2000)
    40. I Wanna Sex You Up - Color Me Badd (1991)
    41. We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel (1989)
    42. The Sounds of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel (1965)
    43. Follow Me - Uncle Kracker (2000)
    44. I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) - Meat Loaf (1993)
    45. Mesmerize - Ja Rule featuring Ashanti (2002)
    46. Hangin' Tough - New Kids on the Block (1989)
    47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You - Bryan Adams (1996)
    48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da - The Beatles (1968)
    49. I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred (1992)
    50. My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion (1998)

    I must say, there are some horrific pieces of music on there, and I feel a lot more comfortable with this list than with the list of bands. I'm surprised to see Sounds of Silence listed, but most of the rest are at least worthy contenders. I see someone at the magazine has it out for the Doors, but hey, it's not the most accessible rock.

    Fuck the Spin Doctors.

    What do you think of the choices and what three to five songs would you add?

    I'm thinking:

    Feel Like Making Love - Bad Company
    I Finally Found Someone - Barbra Streisand & Bryan Adams
    Hot in Herre - Nelly
    Seventeen - Winger

  2. #2
    There's some great 80s songs in there, but no "Who Let the
    Dogs Out"?

  3. What about "Way Cool Jr." by Ratt? That was so 80's, the title was obsolete before the single was even released.

  4. This list actually isnt too bad, but I dont think #1 deserves it.

    And the Doors ARE pretentious crap. They're really really bad.

    I would pick that song that Fabolous got big on. It's called, "Can't Deny It", I think. Also that new D12 song. Both are vapid pits.

    edit: also any Xiu Xiu song.

  5. Seems solid, but I don't think that any Beatles song deserves to be on there, whether you think they are overrated or not.

  6. They obviously ment only songs that where released on radio and tv. I know there are 50 songs out there worse than everything on that list.

  7. There's quite a few songs on there I like, none of them are favorites or anything, but I wouldn't say they're the worst ever. Kokomo, Don't Worry Be Happy, The End (the opening to fucking Apocolypse Now!), Sounds of Silence...
    Anyways, I didn't know Superman recorded any songs.
    pwned by Ivan

  8. #8
    I'm disappointed that Hump T Hump(or whatever it's called) song isn't on there.

  9. Final Countdown is pretty bad when you analyze it, but if you like the genre, it's great. I guess it's kind of the same with a lot of The Doors' music: if you have a head for it, it can resonate with you in a powerful way. I doubt too many people get the same effect with Everybody Have Fun Tonight.

    And, my God, is Kokomo shit.

  10. Quote Originally Posted by NeoZeedeater
    I'm disappointed that Hump T Hump(or whatever it's called) song isn't on there.
    don't mess with the Digital Underground. the Humpty Dance is good.

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