Official Spiderman 2 thread

[MechDeus]

He's also a special effects nightmare.

It's a human that uses movie special effects in a movie. How is it a nightmare in that regard?

Everyone and their mom knows that Peter Parker is Spidey, thanks to the second movie. The third will lack Peter's duality, and you don't have to feel bad for him anymore since all previous misunderstandings between him and other characters are gone.

One train car =/= New York. Besides, if they dragged it out any longer it would've been getting retarded, but that might just be me being sick of superhero identity-focused storylines. They're fine and all but I've read/seen way too many in my lifetime already, though I'm fine with Spiderman's because they've done such a fantastic job with the whole thing so far.

[Dolemite]

It's a human that uses movie special effects in a movie. How is it a nightmare in that regard?

Didn't quite get that objection either.

[George]

One train car =/= New York. Besides, if they dragged it out any longer it would've been getting retarded, but that might just be me being sick of superhero identity-focused storylines. They're fine and all but I've read/seen way too many in my lifetime already, though I'm fine with Spiderman's because they've done such a fantastic job with the whole thing so far.

I know the train car doesn't mean TOO much, but what I was really getting at were core characters like Harry and Mary Jane. Even his Aunt seemed to know it was him.

[Super-Eggroll]

Unless Rami has Spidey stalk and murder everyone that was on the train. That would be cool.

Or, he could just have Spidey pull a "Shadow" and make everyone he helped on the train his indentured servants for future favors.

Spider-Man walks up to a random house and rings the doorbell. Some guy opens the door.

Guy - "Yeah? Hey! You're that kid from the.."
Peter - "ZIP IT! I need you to help me carry some groceries I bought for Aunt May."
Guy - "Uh, well I'm kinda..busy here..at the moment.."
Peter - "HEY! Remember the train? You saw my face? I should snap your neck like a twig right now for knowing my secret, you shitstain!"
Guy - "Right...I'll get my shoes."

'Cause that's how the Shadow-Spidey rolls.

Heh..."The Shadow". I remember being the only one in the theatre laughing throughout the entire flick. I can't remember if they made it unintentionally hilarious, or just stopped giving a shit halfway through production and made it campy. Either way, it was funny.

[SearchManX]

Got the DVD today, the part where Alfred Molina is spewing his lines as he is "walking" with his octopus legs and suddenly drops was funny.

[Dolemite]

Spider-Man walks up to a random house and rings the doorbell. Some guy opens the door.

Guy - "Yeah? Hey! You're that kid from the.."
Peter - "ZIP IT! I need you to help me carry some groceries I bought for Aunt May."
Guy - "Uh, well I'm kinda..busy here..at the moment.."
Peter - "HEY! Remember the train? You saw my face? I should snap your neck like a twig right now for knowing my secret, you shitstain!"
Guy - "Right...I'll get my shoes."

'Cause that's how the Shadow-Spidey rolls.

Heh..."The Shadow". I remember being the only one in the theatre laughing throughout the entire flick. I can't remember if they made it unintentionally hilarious, or just stopped giving a shit halfway through production and made it campy. Either way, it was funny.

That was one gay movie.

[Space Pirate Roberts]

WISE FWUMMOR GWABE!

Predictably enough, they're releasing an extended edition to capitalize on Spidey 3. I can't see how this can possibly be worth it.

[Razor Ramon]

Really, this could've just been posted in the Spider-Man 3 thread.

[Dolemite]

Unworthy thread bump.

[Space Pirate Roberts]

*sigh* If I'd posted it in the Spidey 3 thread I'm sure there'd be people bitching about that. What does it matter? OMG NOES I PUSHED DOWN THE EPIC MOVIE THREAD