Conker: Live and Reloaded

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I still don't understand what makes Conker funny.

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BONER

Christ.

It was never funny.

[MarkRyan]

Never played Conker on N64, but the Xbox version isn't funny at all. The dialogue moves soooooo damned slowly that all failed attempts at jokes are particularly painful, making me want to punch some British dudes in the face instead of continue playing the game.

[sethsez]

So in other words, it's the same as the N64 version. Wonderful.

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[SamuraiMoogle]

IGN says the online game is really boring and actually takes awhile to get into. The reviewer said he'd give the single player a 9 and the online a 7 I think. Heres a quote for the IGN review of the online "My guess is that about half the people who play this will love it. They'll write in angry letters about what an idiot I am (and admittedly, I am an idiot). The other half will find it boring, slow and no fun at all" .

Spawn camping sounds like a huge problem. How the fuck can spawn camping still be a problem in any game?

I'm still going to buy the game for the single player, but I was really hoping for a good online game. I'm so sick all the Live games that are out right now. Damnit.

[Yoshi]

Please tell me no one on TNL was dumb enough to pay full launch price for this.

[SamuraiMoogle]

So in other words, it's the same as the N64 version. Wonderful.

Umm yeah. Whats the big surprise?

Please tell me no one on TNL was dumb enough to play full launch price for this.

Its not out yet, so nobody did pay full price yet. I'm buying it on Wednesday though. I really like it on 64 so I'll buy it again. Big deal if its the same game. I bought MGS Twin Snakes, Castlevania GBA, Zelda GBA, and Zelda 2 GBA all for full price.
Conker was one of my favorite games on 64 so I'll glady pay for it again with much better graphics and a shitty online game.

[sethsez]

Umm yeah. Whats the big surprise?

No surprise.

[Yoshi]

Big deal if its the same game. I bought MGS Twin Snakes, Castlevania GBA, Zelda GBA, and Zelda 2 GBA all for full price.

You're comparing Conker, a second rate N64 platformer, to MGS, Castlevania, and the NES Zelda games? I could drive a truck through that logic hole.

[SamuraiMoogle]

You're comparing Conker, a second rate N64 platformer, to MGS, Castlevania, and the NES Zelda games? I could drive a truck through that logic hole.

Yes I am. I really really like the 64 version. If you hate the game so much why the fuck are you wasting your time posting in a thread about the game!?

I guess I just really like the last few levels to the game. The movie levels rocked.

I FINALLY got around to putting TNL's most hated on my ignore list. Hooray.

[D_N_G]

I still don't understand what makes Conker funny.

FUCK SHIT POO
*fart* *fart *fart* *fart*
BONER

Christ.

Twig and Berries line was amusing

The poo monster song was good too

But the rest was not as funny