I could probably think of more but these two came to my mind quite quickly....
Street Fighter-You really have to feel bad for whoever wrote this. Anyone who can make the Street Fighter story so much worse than it already is, has to have some major problems in their life. I think almost every character's story was screwed up in some way. Well, except Guile. But that's because he's American and they most focus 100% on the American guy's story. I think I could actually feel the vomit coming up my throat when they said Blanka was Charlie. Now even with pretty good acting, I wouldn't have liked this movie. But it doesn't even get that. Only bright side was that whoever played Chun Li was pretty hot. Oh and you've gotta love the SFX for that Hadoken....
The Mummy 2-Just plain bad. That's all there is to it. The point that everything is just so freaking convenient is good for comedic value but makes you want to run away screaming at the same time. Oh and the point that there was all that hype behind the Rock's performance....and he's only in 2 minutes of the movie. Granted, I didn't really want him in more than 2 minutes but that just makes the whole thing even stupider.
They call me Heatmiser
and whatever I touch
starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!
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