The Worst Movie You've Ever Seen.

[Despair]

Tell me, why is Mission Impossible 2 is crap? It was miles better than the original one, did have some great action scenes and was a good "action" movie. You dont look for deep story in action movie, you just enjoy the action on screen with brain turned off. Sure its not John Woo best work, but still better than 80% of other US made action films.

[Bacon McShig]

Batman and Robin, no contest.

*cringe*

The Flintstones: Viva Rock Vegas also quite borders on biblical-plague-badness, too.

And, of course, any direct to video sequels are also automatically on the list... The Skulls 2, Cruel Intentions 2, Slap Shot 2, Hunchback of Notre Dame 2, Cinderella 2, Land Before Time 2-8, et al...

American Psycho 2 is coming out soon, but it stars Mila Kunis, so I'll probably be ably to overlook it's badness.

[Megidoth]

I think it's crap because i'm a follower of the series.The movie have so little in common with it's root that you could change the title and no one would see the difference.The action(the only redeeming quality of the movie) was good but not the kind you want to see in a spy movie.

The actor where bad(not only because of the CLICHÉ scenario),none of the character where likable.The movie was so previsible that my bestpal was the one to tell what will happen next(i'm usually to one to do this).

Here the worst scene of the movie:

Spoiler

Big plan on Bad Guy Face/as he smile:
-So Mr Hunt i finally got you.
fastforward some boring blahblah/
-The thing i hated the most while being your double was to always SMILE!!!! (i had to put it there,because it's so true)
Now Bad Guy shoot Hunt/Big plan on Hunt being shoot
Big plan on Bad Guy over enjoying killing Hunt/
Big plan on Hunt slowy dying/re-big plan of happy Bad Guy/
RE-big plan of Hunt dying with emphasy on the band-aid he have on the pinky/
Big Plan on Bad Guy while he begin to think(a very slow proscess)
fast forward 10 second until he catch that Hunt didn't have a band-aid on his pinky but the guy who bring him(which i will call JoeBlow for future reference)had one/fast forward 10seconds until he got the idea to look if Hunt is the real one/After removing the SosieMask(tm) BadGuy discover that it wasn't Hunt that he killed but JoeBlow/Then, he begin to think again(very slowy)/After a long deduction he catch that maybe Hunt disguised himself as JoeBlow/He look at fake JoeBlow,but he isn't there anymore/BadGuy think again(the first time in his life that he think as much)/
Come to the conclusion that maybe fakeJoeBlow(Hunt)came to steal his anti-virus to save the ugly chick he felt in love with/fastforward 10 second until he got the BRILLANT idea to look if the anti-virus is still there(no it isn't moron)/

Now wait another 10 seconds for him to assimilate all these new notion,and come to the conclusion that Hunt just made a fool of him.

and all this is showed with very bad acting.

[Despair]

Too bad ANd the ugly chick was quite not bad I hated first MI, now that was a BAD movie, boring, with stupid plot and not fun overall. So I guess we just have different preferances

[Megidoth]

The first one was true to it's root(they where 1h long episodes so the scenario was very twylight-zone like) .The moral:Hollywood,stop making movie of episodetic serie(but that won't stop me to wait impatiently the movie release of "The sentinel" )

[clockwork_cosmic]

Do pornos count?Nothing screams HORRIBLE the way a 70's Turkish porn movie does...
ANYWAY,the worst "normal" film Ive ever seen would have to be Hawk's Vengence (actual quote:"When the Hawk strikes...it's LETHAL!"),in retrospect its actually remarkable how they managed to fit every concievable movie cliche in an 85 minute film.WELL FUCKING DONE!
Also worth a mention would have to be a childrens golf(?!) movie staring Tom Arnold,I forget the name but I only watched it 'cause the T.V remote was WAY out of reach.

[xS]

Originally posted by Freeter


Try GODZILLA. First movie I wanted to walk out on. Why I didn't still baffles me to this day.

Other piles of fecal matter:

-Double Dragon
-Home for the Holidays
-Lethal Weapon 4
-Universal Soldier: The Return
-Waterworld
-MK Annihilation
-Super Mario Bros
-Street Fighter
-Armageddon
-Pearl Harbor
-Jason X
-Not Another Teen Movie
-She's All That
-Karate Kid part 3

I was expecting NATM to be good .....one less movie to watch. Which godzilla are you talking about ?

[Sqoon]

I hate, hate, hate, hate Mission: Impossible 2.

And Slackers.

HATE.

[APC]

Originally posted by clockwork_cosmic
...ANYWAY,the worst "normal" film Ive ever seen would have to be Hawk's Vengence...

That reminds me, add Hudson Hawk to my list. I think I was like ten when my parents took me to go see this. Just stay away from this film.

[NachoHat]

I completely forgot about Charlie's Angels. Forget whatever the hell I said before, this is the worst movie ever. And it somehow made Cameron Diaz look unattractive...