Uwe Boll mad at the internet

[cka]

http://www.alone-in-the-dark.com/news/news6.htm

I especially like the way he spells "Canada".

[Mzo]

Uwe Boll = Despair!?!?!?

It all makes sense now.

over 100 blood effects and 11000 cuts in 13 minutes will be film history in a few years because in NO OTHER FILM EVER was a similar scene

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I FUCKING WONDER WHY?

[Despair]

Screw you Mzo !!!

I might like alot that you consider "crap", but even I will not call HOTD a good movie.

[epmode]

this guy is awesome. best damage control ever.

why a corporation would actually give him any money is beyond me, though.

[Mzo]

Screw you Mzo !!!

I might like alot that you consider "crap", but even I will not call HOTD a good movie.

LOL! It's the way he talks, too... it's like an exaggerated version of you

[Dolemite]

11000 cuts in 13 minutes

Jesus, that's nuts.

(The big battle in front of the house) will be film history in a few years

This man...is insane.

And for BLOODRAYNE what we do this summer - we have a great script from Guin Turner (she co-wrote AMERICAN PSYCHO) and we will deliver a movie way better as VAN HELSING was (much darker and more brutal).

For some bizarre reason I'm looking forward to this movie, probably just to see how the chick playing Rayne looks.

[Timber]

How the fuck does this guy keep getting work?

I startet filming as a boy and I had NO CONNECTIONS in the film industry, no nice uncle or rich parents taking care of me. I worked myself in the film industry, made movies like GERMAN FRIED MOVIE or RUN AMOK with NO MONEY and released the movies on my own, travelled to the theatres, talking to the exhibits and to the audience. That I make movies is not a result of VITAMIN B is is the result of my work and my dicipline and my talent.

This is supposed to make up for HotD sucking? Am I supposed to like it out of pity or something? The guy is a freaking loon and needs to go back to making movies he finances on his own.

[Drewbacca]

And for BLOODRAYNE what we do this summer - we have a great script from Guin Turner (she co-wrote AMERICAN PSYCHO) and we will deliver a movie way better as VAN HELSING was (much darker and more brutal).

What the hell. Way better than Van Helsing, eh? That's not a very admirable goal.

Also, 11000 cuts is the dumbest thing in the world, yet he seems to think he made some sort of historic moment, in a positive light. He made no historic moments, just one bad movie.

I startet filming as a boy and I had NO CONNECTIONS in the film industry, no nice uncle or rich parents taking care of me. I worked myself in the film industry, made movies like GERMAN FRIED MOVIE or RUN AMOK with NO MONEY and released the movies on my own, travelled to the theatres, talking to the exhibits and to the audience. That I make movies is not a result of VITAMIN B is is the result of my work and my dicipline and my talent.

That's actually hard and I respect that kind of tenacity and ambition. But a shitty movie is a shitty movie, no excuses.

[Diff-chan]

The best way he can shut up the interweb is by making a great movie. Just look at Peter Jackson - everyone was like "LOL! From Bad Taste to the film adaptation of the most beloved book series of the 1900s?"...

... and then the movie came out.

[Rhydant]

....and then Cabin Fever came out. Which is nearly as bad as House of 1000 Corpses and HotD.

But this statement cant possibly be real...