Elevator Usage

[Mzo]

Yeah, there are apartments upstairs from the offices here... plus, they piss in the stairwell =X

[PepsimanVsJoe]

Um..what?

Elevators are bad news anyway. I've seen a lot of movies lately where something fucked up happens in an elevator like it explodes/crashes/gets taken over by aliens.

The stairs are safer as long as rotten kids don't leave shit lying around them for people to trip and break their neck. Regardless, elevator etiquette is at an all time low.

I say we ban elevators. Of course the people stuck in wheelchairs will start crying but eh..I figure we just push them off a bridge or something...Nevermind.

[Chemist]

Teh whole problem is because people have no social skills in small areas.
Everyone is afraid to talk to someone they dont know at that close of a range these days, some dont even want to look at the person because that might bring on pleasent "hello" and we don;t want that now do we ?

When you find someone with people skills they will not use a elevator like a moron, they will do it right.

[MVS]

Stairs only.

Better exercize.

[dog$]

Elevators are bad news anyway. ...The stairs are safer

Actually, it is statistically safer to use an elevator than walk a flight of stairs.

I think I remember this from an epsiode of "The Secret Life of Machines", because I can't find a specific link to verify it now...

[Acid Dragon]

Another guideline to people who get on elevators:

When the elevator is on the very last floor in a building such as the basement, don't ask, "Going up?". You fuckin' called the damn thing down from the lobby! How far down can it go than the basement, asshole?

[Tones]

There has only been one elevator that has fallen to the ground floor since they were created over a hundred years ago.

I saw it on TV, so it must be true.

[PepsimanVsJoe]

Damn..I hope you didn't take my post seriously.

Best idea..just make everyone live/work/do anything in one floor sized buildings. Then we could commission someone to destroy the mountains and the cliffs and anything that could be fallen off of so that way we live in a complete flat world.

After that we drive the sharks to extinction so they stop eating the limbs of surfers.