The first is one of the three movies I've walked out of. Hey, it was ass and there was a few things I could get in the mall that I needed (woulda been closed by the time the flick let out). The other two are The Cell and Summer of Sam. Walking out of the only two Lopez movies I've ever seen has to mean something.
I just can't believe this looks so bad that even Despair is down on it. That's some shit right there.
So I forced my hands in my pockets and felt with my thumbs and gallantly handed her my very last piece of gum.
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