Ok, Here is Catwoman thread

**Despair** · 23 Jul 2004, 09:18 AM

Ok, We are sure that no one in the right state of mind will go and actually see this at the theaters, but it doesnt mean we cant talk about it.

And this looks like the main contender for the throne of the worst movie of the year. I wonder if it will reach the level of House of the Dead awfullness.

All the reviews for it that I read mention retarded plot, bad direction, non existing acting, action that fails even on simple action level and so on.

Here is Eberts review for it. 1 star and some actually funny commentary. I particulary like litter box question. And he seems to oogle on Halle Berry

http://www.suntimes.com/output/ebert...twoman23f.html

**MVS** · 23 Jul 2004, 09:26 AM

It would be a tough call to watch this if I was paid 50 bucks to do so.

Watch it Despair because, I want to hear your review and discern the meaning with my hand Despair Movie Review System Below:

If Despair hates it, it's really shit.
If Despair likes it, it's mostly shit.

Ebert Gold:

"The director, whose name is Pitof, was probably issued with two names at birth and would be wise to use the other one on his next project. "

**Despair** · 23 Jul 2004, 09:30 AM

I will download it to see how bad it really is

And then I will post my comments.

**haohmaru** · 23 Jul 2004, 09:32 AM

This movie has looked like a complete disaster since its inception.

Maybe my cat will watch it. :P

**epmode** · 23 Jul 2004, 09:35 AM

The director, whose name is Pitof, was probably issued with two names at birth and would be wise to use the other one on his next project.

i love ebert.

**Klonoa** · 23 Jul 2004, 09:38 AM

I am not surprised.

I will not even d/l this movie anytime soon.

**Despair** · 23 Jul 2004, 09:38 AM

Pitoff is French SFX dude. He made 1 movie before which is Vidocq (horror/mystery/action), which I reviewed a couple of years ago here.

This is his US debut, and great way to start the career

I've seen couple of clips from this, and action scenes were cut so intensily, you could barely see what was happening.

**elfneedsfood** · 23 Jul 2004, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by Despair

And this looks like the main contender for the throne of the worst movie of the year. I wonder if it will reach the level of House of the Dead awfullness.

I would rather watch House of the Dead than this.