"The Village" Official Spoiler Thread

[Rich]

This movie is fucking horrible. I wish I saw Harold and Kumar again. The whole theatre laughed when the brody stabbed that other guy.

[Timber]

This movie is fucking horrible. I wish I saw Harold and Kumar again. The whole theatre laughed when the brody stabbed that other guy.

Agreed!

The auidence burst out laughing at least a half dozen times during the movie and the only reason I did was because of how horrible it was. I had a slight hope for it when Ivory ran into the monster but then they showed that the retard stole the suit and I so wanted to sneek into Harlod & Kumar and leave the people I was watching it with.

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and the best thing about this movie, by far, was seeing the Batman teaser on the big screen before it

[sethsez]

People who hated this movie and like absolute shit like Dude wheres My Car, Dodge Ball and Zoolander should move to North Korea...

I didn't like any of those movies, but it's not like The Village is any more intelligent than they are. It's a really bad episode of the Twilight Zone, only more plodding and with worse dialog. They could have had there be real monsters in the woods, or they could have let the audience in on the secret from the beginning... either would have worked. But this is just a plot-hole ridden mess, and unlike Signs, it's not able to make up for the gaping plot holes with compelling characters, because it doesn't have any.

[Rich]

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and the best thing about this movie, by far, was seeing the Batman teaser on the big screen before it

Best thing for me was drinking my White Cherry Icee. They really fucked up the part with the second monster. It would have been cool if the village elders thought the monsters didn't exist but they did. Why the fuck was the retarded guy out there in a monster suit anyway?

For the record..I didn't know the bitch was blind until I leaned over and asked my friend...and she laughed at me...it was 55 minutes in and brody just stabbed the guy.

[sethsez]

Incidentally, it was worth the money just to see a retard and a blind chick running full-tilt through the brush.

[Rich]

Yeah, blind people running full speed in a forest without tripping. Awesomeness.

[Timber]

And another thing!

They never explained why Ivory saw certain colors for some people and they never had her tell what color her man was (I can't remember his name for the life of me right now). That had me slightly interested as well and it was left wide open and forgotten in the last half hour or so.

[sethsez]

Yeah, blind people running full speed in a forest without tripping. Awesomeness.

When she was running along the path at full speed while waving the stick in front of her randomly, I considered for a moment if this movie was just a big joke.

[Timber]

When she was running along the path at full speed while waving the stick in front of her randomly, I considered for a moment if this movie was just a big joke.

The entire auidence at my showing was laughing uncontrollably at that scene.

[Curtis]

The only saving grace for this pile, aside from the fact that with the right friends and a mind altering substance is would be MST GOLD, is the very slim chance that it's a commentary on the current state of our country. Even then, it's a genius idea with awful execution.

Unbreakable good, sleepy now.