Dentist Allegedly Injected Semen Into Patients' Mouths.

[Regus]

CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- Former employees of a dentist claim the man made female patients unwittingly swallow his semen during visits to his office in Cornelius.

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[Do You Like Erotic?]

I smell a made-for-TV movie!

[Ajinryu]

Gimme the movie rights. This is gonna be big.
Semen Injector: An Erotic Story

[Hot Like Wasabi]

I'm sure the movie was done a long time ago

[Master]

Wait, so what is wrong with that? If they didn't want it they shouldn't have begged for it by being knocked out cold with their mouth open.

Jeez.

[Josh]

If they didn't want it they shouldn't have begged for it by being knocked out cold with their mouth open.

This line of defence will not work.

[Diff-chan]

Im gonna go apply to dental school now.

[Master]

Then this guy may be in trouble.

Another one bites the dust for a victimless crime.

[Dolemite]

This reminds me of a news story I heard a few years ago. This woman was renting an apartment in this guy's house for several years, and for some reason or another she started getting suspicious. She hired someone to check things out and she discovered that he had been sneaking into her apartment during the day while she was out at work and planting his own feces in the food in her fridge. When arrested, the man confessed to having done this for the last three years. That's right, this woman had been eating this man's shit for three fucking years. Damn.

[stormy]

This reminds me of a news story I heard a few years ago. This woman was renting an apartment in this guy's house for several years, and for some reason or another she started getting suspicious. She hired someone to check things out and she discovered that he had been sneaking into her apartment during the day while she was out at work and planting his own feces in the food in her fridge. When arrested, the man confessed to having done this for the last three years. That's right, this woman had been eating this man's shit for three fucking years. Damn.

if she didn't notice the shit in her food for 3 years, what was it that finally made her "suspicious"? A mushroom stamp direct to the head?