Clubs here are even worse than clubs in the US if you can believe it. God I hate them so much.
Clubs here are even worse than clubs in the US if you can believe it. God I hate them so much.
You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
I agree with Doc, the first and foremost reason you should go to a club is for the music/DJ. If you go for other reasons, your probability of coming away disappointed is much greater. It also is a more enjoyable experience if you go with women rather than go to look for women. Finally, getting a seat is necessary, even if you have to pay for bottle service. You're going to overpay for drinks all night anyway, you might as well be comfortable while doing it.
I'm tired of clubs but there is a certain type of woman that you can only find there so it is necessary to go there at times. I try to avoid it and have otherwise graduated to lounges, which seem to be filled with people in the late 20s to early 40s who have since tired of the current club scene but are superficial and shallow enough to still demand that type of environment.
It's strange that no matter who does the ads for upcoming DJ performances, they all look exactly the same. Some tribal bullshit overlaying a serious image of a DJ or a crowd lit by colored strobes. And of course, the ridiculous name:
DJ MUTUAL FUN(D) presented by OH SO SERIOUS PRODUCTIONS
Going to the North side of Chicago tomorrow night for my buddy's girlfriends' birthday. We'll inevitably hit up some clubs. Will post results.
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