Pregnancy.

[Ashen Victor]

cum shot smiley.

[JM]

A guy from my work used to work on a mine site. It was one of those huge ones where you live there while you work there. He said that basically, all you have to do for fun is masturbation. One day, he got inventive, and went out and bought some bangles, painted his fingernails and waxed his arm, and got off on the visuals.

That is without a doubt one of the most fucked up things I have ever heard.

JM

[burgundy]

I did the rhythmic method for about a year, my sperm were fucking ninja like

You're either crazy or you must want kids.

[arjue]

cum shot smiley.

that was the point.

[Rocca]

I did the rhythmic method for about a year, my sperm were fucking ninja like

the wha?

[arjue]

rhythm method is a way of playing guitar.*


*I realise this is not what he is talking about

[Mzo]

the wha?

That's when you only fuck when there's the least chance of fertilization.

It's what the church wants you to do, since birth control is wrong.

[dave is ok]

That's when you only fuck when there's the least chance of fertilization.

It's what the church wants you to do, since birth control is wrong.

I only did it for my love of God.

And because fifteen year olds cant afford condoms.

[Mzo]

Wow, your life could have sucked so much ass by now. You got lucky.

[dave is ok]

Wow, your life could have sucked so much ass by now. You got lucky.

Yeah, Especially since the girl I was with a total hippie and probably would've microwaved the babie in a pot induced frenzy.

It's a lot harder than most people think to get a girl pregnant, I still tempt fate once or twice a week.