Britney Spears Marries Dancer Dude *Updated page two

[youandwhosearmy]

Britney is yet another example of the tacky, soulless mental case growing up in the entertainment industry turns you into.

I feel bad for her husband. He almost had it made but was forced at the last second to sign a pre-nup. Guy could have backed the Brinks truck up to the house...

Is anybody else with me on the, "she's really schizo", argument. Dude no exaggeration, I really think she has a massive, not so well hidden, mental condition.

Can someone bring up that Diane Saywer interview where she like completely, had a nervous breakdown and recovered in five seconds?

I think that video needs to be sent to ever 8-11 year old britney fan.

[Roufuss]

Is anybody else with me on the, "she's really schizo", argument. Dude no exaggeration, I really think she has a massive, not so well hidden, mental condition.

I think she has a condition, where, every couple of months, she has to have some huge ordeal where she can get all the attention for something so stupid, because her music and acting career has tanked but she still needs to be in the public eye.

[EMAGDNIM]

exactly...all her bopper fans have grown up and are not giving her the attention she craves. No one talks abouther on MTV or much music unless its about another attention grabber. I didn't even know she had a new music video, untill it was mentioned AFTER a B. Brown story (she sampled his song)

[youandwhosearmy]

I think she has a condition, where, every couple of months, she has to have some huge ordeal where she can get all the attention for something so stupid, because her music and acting career has tanked but she still needs to be in the public eye.

Find and watch the Diane Saywer interview.

Your giving her self-awarness level far, far, to much credit.

[Clash!]

She has to do this kind of crap to keep he name alive, because every album she has come out has dropped several millions in sales.

She'll divorce this guy at some point so Entertainmet Tonight can spaz over her again for a week. Thats how her entire career has been, its all been based on some sort of shock value. From he first video in a school girl uniform, to her sudden huge boobs, to her striptease on stage, and now marrying these dudes. Shes a loser.

[youandwhosearmy]

Oh you'll all love this...

An American magazine is claiming Britney Spears's wedding to Kevin Federline was a hoax. The couple married in a brief ceremony at Studio City, California, on Saturday evening in front of just 25 guests including friends and family members. But the latest edition of Us Weekly features a four-page document signed by the couple, in which they confess they "intend to participate in a 'faux' wedding on September 18, 2004; however, they do not intend to and shall not validly marry one another on said date". Us Weekly claims the couple were unable to obtain a marriage license in time, after both parties wrangled over a prenuptial agreement--so they went ahead with the fake wedding. A spokesperson for Spears, however, insists the magazine report is false: "This is all ludicrous. They are happily married, and I have no reason to believe otherwise."

[kabuki]

I think Spears' spokesperson just got punk'd.

[Dolemite]

Is anybody else with me on the, "she's really schizo", argument. Dude no exaggeration, I really think she has a massive, not so well hidden, mental condition.

Totally. Growing up in the spotlight robs you of a normal childhood. Without those formative years, growing up into a mental case is almost assured.

Can someone bring up that Diane Saywer interview where she like completely, had a nervous breakdown and recovered in five seconds?

Ah, yes. That was too funny (and weird) for words.

[g0zen]

Someone needs to turn that into an 'pwned' picture, stat!

It'd also make a spectacular 'attention whore' picture.

The possibilities, my friends, are endless.

[Rumpy]

When was that?