Dating/Talking to a Japanese girl

[Drewbacca]

What's so hard about talking to women? It's easier than Microwave popcorn.

You know, it's wierd, I've thought about hurting myself but it's always wanted to be for some sort of an audience and not because I did poorly on a test or I'm fat or whatever. Like walking into my job during real busy hours, standing in the middle of the crowd and blowing my head off just for the reaction. Maybe carving into my arms until I hit arteries and then run around the local playground chasing children while screaming something non-sensical like "Wolverines will devour your parents if you have sex tonight!" Or the ever classic stuffing baggy clothes with candy and leaping off a tall building: Human pinata!

Obviously, I don't do these because I wouldn't live to see the reactions which is rather the whole point of me wanting to do them in the first place. Well, that and if I did survive it would hurt a lot. Women are crazy.

Why don't you just carry a tinfoil laced broom around and ask people if they have the time? It's the same effect, you're just doing weird shit for the sake of a reaction.

[burgundy]

Protip: Anyone that comes to a video game forum to ask how to talk to a girl is not very smart

Generally but not here. This is the only video game forum where you can get advice from me.

Here's the thing - if you're a foreigner, unless you are horrifically ugly, if you go to Japan and can't get laid, you never, ever will. Japanese men are near useless, so if a Japanese girl gets the chance to spend even a few minutes with a foreign guy, unless you are totally socially retarded, it's almost shameful how easily you can get those pants off.

Then where does that whole two weeks thing come in?

[MechDeus]

Why don't you just carry a tinfoil laced broom around and ask people if they have the time?

That wouldn't get much of a reaction from anyone.

It's the same effect, you're just doing weird shit for the sake of a reaction.

I'd rather say wierd shit to people when I just want to get a reaction (which I do, usually to the joy of those who know me as well), the whole crazy hurting myself thing is just stuff I think of while bored at work. Once me and a couple other guys all sat around talking about trying to top each other with the most fucked up thing we could do to a customer, it can get really boring during some months.

Besides, there's absolutely no way in hell I can dress wierder then a couple of the guys that already hang around our street, they're like abominations of Hollywood-styled drag queens (but not gay, mind you). Feather headdresses, sequined clothes, army boots, etc.

[Drewbacca]

Try getting made up and acting like a zombie in the mall.

[MechDeus]

Try getting made up and acting like a zombie in the mall.

If there was a mall around here I'd be on that in an instant. As is the one we had got turned into a strip mall years ago (after it went totally ghetto and was more a hangout for gangs then it was a place for stores to make money) and I don't think it would work as well outside.

[AstroBlue]

Cover yourself in corn syrup mixed with red food colouring and hold up a sign saying "FREE HUGS".

[Eight One]

So, if I go to japan, japanese girls will come up to me with in a two week period and ask for me to lay to it? Are you serious?

Hang with me and that can happen.

[Fe 26]

Hang with me and that can happen.

yeah, but are they the hotties?

I can get all the biggums I want right here in the good ole US.

[Eight One]

yeah, but are they the hotties?

I can get all the biggums I want right here in the good ole US.

I guess you missed those pics I showed you...

[Drewbacca]

Another good idea would be to get made up with those gun prostetics and effects you see in the movies, get some fake shotguns and handguns and dress up like cowboys and have a gunfight. People will think it's real!

You'd be laughing way too much to do the zombie thing.