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Thread: Man, 43, runs off with son's 14 year old girlfriend

  1. A) Tony Danza is universal. Children fresh out of the womb in Rwanda know to say Tony Danza when you ask "Who's the boss?"

    B) Dole, where do you get these stories? FARK?

  2. Quote Originally Posted by MVS
    She should change her name to Amanda Naylor.

    That's what she needs.
    I can't believe nobody said this earlier. Good work on the save, man.

    As for the girl having sexual relations with the guy, as Paris Hilton would say, "That's hot."

  3. uh.. I guess it would be wrong for me to want to see a picture of the girl?

    Im just curious to see what the guy gave up a $177,000/year job and a family for. She must be a hot piece of ass. Young -Yes , hot - Im curious. If shes fat I'll just laugh.

  4. Quote Originally Posted by Master
    B) Dole, where do you get these stories? FARK?
    I have my means.

    This one I heard about on the radio this morning. I figured I'd look into it.


    Quote Originally Posted by Jetman
    uh.. I guess it would be wrong for me to want to see a picture of the girl?
    I'm curious myself, but considering that she's 14, I doubt they'd release her pic.
    Last edited by Dolemite; 30 Sep 2004 at 09:29 PM.

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  5. Quote Originally Posted by lithium
    she's 16 and english, I'm thinking Tony Danza is way beyond her world
    the english equivalent is Rowan Atkinson. but then again, he's their equivalent of pretty much all our actors here. he's the greatest thespian they've ever known.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike
    Paris Hilton: "That's hot."
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  7. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by Dolemite
    "Honey, what...what happened between you and that man...? You can tell me...I'm your mother and I love you."

    "O...okay, m-mom. F-first, he got me down on all fours, and he...he ENTERED me from behind!"

    "Oh, you poor dear...please, go on...momma's here..."

    "Then he asked me who's the boss...and before I could answer he yelled 'TONY DANZA!!' and punched me in the back of the head!"

    "OMG! My baby! Nooooooo...."

    Oh....shit! Actually fell off my chair. Good one Dole.

    Edit: ...oh fuck I woke up my mother.
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  8. Quote Originally Posted by Frogacuda
    hey, the girl is from the town I went to high school in. Woodbury represent.
    The street I live on is Woodbury.

    Word.

  9. Quote Originally Posted by Dolemite
    Fucking kids today... [img]]
    unintentional pun?
    Quote Originally Posted by Compass
    Squall's a dick.

  10. Quote Originally Posted by Frogacuda
    hey, the girl is from the town I went to high school in. Woodbury represent.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rhydant
    The street I live on is Woodbury.

    Word.

    I bury all of the young girls that I run away with in the woods when I finish with them.

    small world.

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