A few words with the Captain

**Captain Vegetable** · 12 Oct 2004, 08:25 PM

Hello! I do believe I'm back for good, and there are a few things I think I need to address before I kick my posting into full swing.

Number one: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow is the best sci-fi movie this year. Fuck you if you didn't like it.

Number two: Fable is still as unimpressive as ever, but I haven't tried it yet, so I can't say for sure.

Number three: I'm glad True Fantasy Live was canceled. It looked like shit.

Number four: The reason(s) for my absence --
A: I had no free time
B: I had no computer; and
C: I don't like any of you, anyway...er...I mean I got rid of all my video games (SHOCK!), and didn't really have anything to contribute to a video game message board.

Number five: My wife recently caved and let me buy a new XBOX w/ Mortal Kombat: Deception (leave it to Boon and his gang to persuade me into my former vices), so not only am I much happier for finding free time to play it in, and possessing it all on it's own, but now I actually can contribute again.

Number six: If you missed me and wanted me back -- I missed you too, and it's good to be back.

Number seven: If you were glad I left -- Fuck you, asshole. You lose.

**Calliander** · 12 Oct 2004, 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by Captain Vegetable

Hello! I do believe I'm back for good, and there are a few things I think I need to address before I kick my posting into full swing.

Number one: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow is the best sci-fi movie this year. Fuck you if you didn't like it.

Number two: Fable is still as unimpressive as ever, but I haven't tried it yet, so I can't say for sure.

Number three: I'm glad True Fantasy Live was canceled. It looked like shit.

Number four: The reason(s) for my absence --
A: I had no free time
B: I had no computer; and
C: I don't like any of you, anyway...er...I mean I got rid of all my video games (SHOCK!), and didn't really have anything to contribute to a video game message board.

Number five: My wife recently caved and let me buy a new XBOX w/ Mortal Kombat: Deception (leave it to Boon and his gang to persuade me into my former vices), so not only am I much happier for finding free time to play it in, and possessing it all on it's own, but now I actually can contribute again.

Number six: If you missed me and wanted me back -- I missed you too, and it's good to be back.

Number seven: If you were glad I left -- Fuck you, asshole. You lose.

Welcome back, man, we missed you. Gohron isn't a bad guy, but he's no you.