Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 25

Thread: A sequel to Zorro

  1. A sequel to Zorro

    info:
    http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/557/557487p1.html

    I hope its good. The first one was great.

  2. #2
    0/10.

  3. Alejandro is the best comedy name in the history of speech.
    Quote Originally Posted by rezo
    Once, a gang of fat girls threatened to beat me up for not cottoning to their advances. As they explained it to me: "guys can usually beat up girls, but we are all fat, and there are a lot of us."

  4. The first one was definitely awesome, I'm surprised the sequel wasn't made sooner.

  5. First one was horrible, and the sequel will probably follow the same route.

  6. Quote Originally Posted by Despair
    First one was horrible, and the sequel will probably follow the same route.

  7. You people have no taste.

  8. Quote Originally Posted by Will
    You people have no taste.
    what he said

  9. And people say that I like bad movies

  10. Seriously, Zorro is, without any hint of doubt, the lamest hero in history. And we have some pretty big wankers out there as heroes. It's almost as if the Mexicans saw what the British were offering with Robin Hood and what the Japanese were offering with the Samurai and decided to rip both of them off in a horrible sea of salsa and nacho cheese.

    Look, Zorro doesn't get hit by bullets, despite the fact that all of his enemies carry them. His big escape is jumping off a balcony onto a horse whom also doubles as his best friend. I say best because it's really his only friend. I think we all know that if it weren't for the incompetant aim of his enemies he'd be dead 20 times over. That doesn't make him an extremely talented hero but rather an stupid man in a room full of retards.

    All of these terrible feats coming together immediately make Zorro the man (south of the border).

    And he's mexican. So that's a strike too.
    Last edited by Drewbacca; 17 Oct 2004 at 08:47 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by rezo
    Once, a gang of fat girls threatened to beat me up for not cottoning to their advances. As they explained it to me: "guys can usually beat up girls, but we are all fat, and there are a lot of us."

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Games.com logo