Hawk's Vegeance thread!!

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HE was a professional warrior...

The very BEST the British Royal Marines had to offer...

(Female Lead)Prelimenary coronary reports say it was just one killer.

But when the MOB,murdered his brother...

(Female Lead)Detecive Elizabeth Hampton [editor's note:Mr Daniels' "hot" partner]

HE declared war...

The streets of New York are,his personal BATTLEFIELD...

He's a one man ASSAULT squad...

(Female Lead)Listen UP and listen GOOD!You're jeopardizing my investigation...back off.

Facing off against a deadly underworld alliance...

And somewhere between the justice and the law...

Between the cops and the mob...

(Female Lead)So it's my place...

[editors note:cut to sex scene]

He WILL do whatever it takes...

(Hero)Elias Gar?

(Main Villain)In the flesh!


Because GETTING EVEN...

Is what he does BEST!!

HAWK'S VENGEANCE

Gary Daniels
Jane Hydemier
Cass Magda(?!)

HAWK'S VENGEANCE!

WHEN THE HAWK STRIKES...HE'S LETHAL!!

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After thoroughly scanning the TNL boards I realized there was no Hawk's Vengeance thread (why?),so I took it upon myself to make a small tribute to what I consider to be the worst movie ever created.

What you read above is not only the movie's trailer (word for freakin' word,so dont blame me for the bad grammar) but a pretty accurate synopsis of the whole film's plot.

Please,I beg you,go out and rent this movie...it'll change your life.