Awesome !!! My congrats to you man. Quite an accomplishment.
Congrats, fellow attorney.
It's not about the money (I do fine, though).90% of the lawyers out there make jack shit. Hopefully burg won't be one of them, but this lawyers are rich thing is truly funny.
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Awesome !!! My congrats to you man. Quite an accomplishment.
Be a real estate attorney, not a litagator. It's easy shit if you can manage two or three bank accounts, you get a title commision, and can charge an attorney's fee of 400-700 dollars for each closing you do. I work for one lawyer, and at one time we were doing 8-10 closing's a day.
Good news, dude. I owe you a drink.
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Major congrats man my friend just found out he passed yesterday too
sweet now I knwo two lawyers
so who are you gonna sue first?
You poor fool.
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Anyway...I passed the New York exam, and it was hard, and grueling, and I swore I failed, and I was terrified when I saw the results were up, and I stared at the info screen for a good ten minutes building up the courage just to check, and I read over the results several times, and I ran about the house whooping and hollering, and I called and IMed everyone who I thought would care, and I talked to this one girl that I've dated and I still like and now she's taking me out after I thought I was never going to talk to her again, and I went out to eat, and then out to drink, and everyone was buying me drinks, including the cute bartender, and I even put up a twelve in shuffleboard.
And all this happened after I failed a Red Lobster hiring test. What a day.
Theirs a law, stating that jokes about lawyers are mandatoryOriginally Posted by Yoshi
working at red lobster is way more cutthroat than being a lawyer
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