I just fell in the shower, and my balls hurt.. aghhhhh..

[Gohron]

Yeah, I did that except it wasn't the tip - was the loose skin that got zipped up in there. Holy fuck did it hurt unzipping that shit.

Worst part about it was the embarresment that came along. The school I went to for the first 3 years of highschool made us tuck our shirts in, so if you got a hardon you were fucked. I went in the bathroom to try and "adjust" so I didn't have a huge bulge sticking out of my pants and a teacher walked in and I tryed to zip up real quick. The funny thing was that I don't think he even realized it, but fuck did it hurt.

[maruchan]

I got my thing caught in a zipper once, right on the tip and the fucking zipper broke off and I was briefly stuck in the zipper and unable to zip my pants up.

Beat that everyone.

Getting your dick caugt in a toilet seat is just...well...stupid.

I was once on a scooter, old school type, the ones with rubber wheels. STupid me thought the best way to increase the speed of the scooter is for me to run with it, and then out of the blue. I fell on the scooter, with me going full speed. I looked down, and everything was purple, i thought iw as going to die..

[Mman]

PS - My roomate is also 6'8" and 300lbs if that helps explain things.

[Calliander]

If you cared about your penis and balls, you'd take better care of them.

[g0zen]

This thread has made me cringe repeatedly. I hope you assholes are happy.

[sethsez]

I treat my penis with love and respect. Never once have I carelessly gotten it stuck in my zipper.

[Jeremy]

I've cringed, and laughed, mainly laughed.

[Fe 26]

I got my thing caught in a zipper once, right on the tip and the fucking zipper broke off and I was briefly stuck in the zipper and unable to zip my pants up.

Beat that everyone.

Getting your dick caugt in a toilet seat is just...well...stupid.

I can beat that, but I'd rather not. It is that bad D=

[Jeremy]

<Insert obvious beat penis joke here>

[Master]

TNL != blogger