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Thread: I just fell in the shower, and my balls hurt.. aghhhhh..

  1. I had a Bull Ant bite my nutsack, BEAT THAT!

    http://www.ento.csiro.au/ecowatch/Pr...es/bulldog.htm
    Last edited by AstroBlue; 03 Dec 2004 at 11:30 PM.
    Quick zephyrs blow, vexing daft Jim.

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    Shit man, you win.

  3. Quote Originally Posted by AstroBlue
    I had a Bull Ant bite my nutsack, BEAT THAT!

    http://www.ento.csiro.au/ecowatch/Pr...es/bulldog.htm

    LOL

    oh, and I can testify, they fucking hurt like hell.


    One thing: how on earth do you get your cock stuck in your zipper? have you tried putting your undies on first? This is something I never understood, so please, fill me in.
    Last edited by arjue; 04 Dec 2004 at 12:55 AM.

  4. My girlfriend is throwing up in the bathroom.
    So I forced my hands in my pockets and felt with my thumbs and gallantly handed her my very last piece of gum.

  5. i ate a microwave pizza, but it didnt heat properly.
    Quote Originally Posted by Compass
    Squall's a dick.

  6. Quote Originally Posted by frostwolf ex
    i ate a microwave pizza, but it didnt heat properly.
    Waht the fuck does that have to do with balls hurting..

  7. just about everything, when you think about it, but you didnt, did you? DID YOU?????
    Quote Originally Posted by Compass
    Squall's a dick.

  8. Quote Originally Posted by maruchan
    I also put some selsom blue around my balls, and now my balls feel really cool...
    Dude, are you fucking numb? You'll cause a chemical burn on your sack if you leave it there too long.

  9. Quote Originally Posted by ViciousJazz
    Dude, are you fucking numb? You'll cause a chemical burn on your sack if you leave it there too long.
    Just like in that one Richard Pryor routine
    Quote Originally Posted by Dolemite
    I hear Balrog's moveset includes the Fried Chicken Right Cross, The Watermelon Wipeout Punch, and the Welfare Blaster.
    I SWEAR IF YOU BITCH ABOUT TWINSTICKS I WILL BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS

  10. Quote Originally Posted by ViciousJazz
    Dude, are you fucking numb? You'll cause a chemical burn on your sack if you leave it there too long.
    I never thought of that. I should never do that again..

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