I just fell in the shower, and my balls hurt.. aghhhhh..

[g0zen]

Gohron has experienced quite a lot of penial trauma in his short life. I feel nothing but sorrow for him.

[Rumpy]

One of the worst was also when I was little, about 5 years old. I was at my friends house and we were going around the neighborhood doing what little kids do and we started back to his house and were cutting through the neighbors yard next door to his house. They had a really mean dog and we ran right into it, about 5 little kids faced with a mean dog laying on the ground eating peanut butter out of a jar. We all stood there for about 15 seconds, not moving, the dog just staring at us and one of us yelled "run!" and we all sprinted as fast as we could to get out of the dogs chain radius. Just as I neared the edge of the yard into my friends yard the dog lunged at me and managed to bite my fucking dick.

That must have been terrifying.

[adol]

One time I stuck my johnson in a swimming pool vacuum. It felt like it was going to rip right off my body. That wasn't very fun.

[maruchan]

One time I stuck my johnson in a swimming pool vacuum. It felt like it was going to rip right off my body. That wasn't very fun.

Why the fuck would you do that?

[arjue]

loneliness?

[Mzo]

I hope this means maruchan can never reproduce.

[maruchan]

I hope this means maruchan can never reproduce.

thats an awful thing to say...

[Will]

maruchan also had that kidney stone in that other thread. Damn dude, you have alot of lower body problems.

[maruchan]

maruchan also had that kidney stone in that other thread. Damn dude, you have alot of lower body problems.

Shit i forgot about that.. my balls have taken a beating.. no pun..

[arjue]

that kidney stone thread made me wince.