ebay bitch

[Fe 26]

some ass won one of my auctions, for a cent. She never got the item and recently emailed me asking about it. I told her that it was sent, and there was nothing I could do since she did not pay insurance.

I told her the best I could do is get another one, and give it to her free if she is willing to pay for the shipping on it.

look what she sent me as a reply

What have you decided to do? I would either like to be reimbursed in full or will expect the product I ordered. Please advise so that I will not have to
escalate this to fraud with ebay. Items do not get lost in the mail, that is
the oldest excuse in the book. Perhaps you forgot to mail me the item. Maybe
you can check you car or where ever.

wtf does she mean, shit never gets lost? Why would the post office offer fucking insurance if things never get lost?

=/ I don't really know what to do. I can't prove to her I sent it becuase my post office never gives me a reciet for the stuff I send out. I don't want to send her another shirt and loose 4 bucks, but I also don't want my paypal shut down because she "thinks" I'm ripping her off.

I'm this far from letting my moms dog shit on the other shirt and mailing that to her.

she is being fucking rude over a damn shirt she paid a cent for.

[Revoltor]

You sure it wasn't .01 plus 10 dollars shipping and handling?

[Fe 26]

You sure it wasn't .01 plus 10 dollars shipping and handling?

yeah, she won a shirt for a cent. Shipping was 4 bucks.

I'm talking to station about it. The current idea is to piss on 4 bucks worth of penies and mail her that in a ziplock bag.

[The_Meach]

The current idea is to piss on 4 bucks worth of penies and mail her that in a ziplock bag.

Classy.

[Mman]

yeah, she won a shirt for a cent. Shipping was 4 bucks.

I'm talking to station about it. The current idea is to piss on 4 bucks worth of penies and mail her that in a ziplock bag.

Warning: this would constitute as a threat, which, being sent through federal mail, is a federal crime.

You can now continue as you were.

[Jeremy]

And funny. I take it that since your post office sucks, they may not have given you a shipping number for your item, which would confirm that it was sent. I thought about taking a pic of an item to be sent in the mailbox, to prove that it was in fact on its way. But that seemed insane, now, I'm not so sure.

[Fe 26]

And funny. I take it that since your post office sucks, they may not have given you a shipping number for your item, which would confirm that it was sent. I thought about taking a pic of an item to be sent in the mailbox, to prove that it was in fact on its way. But that seemed insane, now, I'm not so sure.

Well it doesn't really suck. Just some old guy who has worked there forever. I've mailed over 85 things through him and never had a problem untill now.

Warning: this would constitute as a threat, which, being sent through federal mail, is a federal crime.

You can now continue as you were.

How is that a threat? I'm sending pisspenies, not a bomb.

[Timber]

I'm talking to station about it. The current idea is to piss on 4 bucks worth of penies and mail her that in a ziplock bag.

It'd be a better idea to dip 4 dollar bills in a recently used toliet, let them dry and then mail them to her. Shipping on 400 pennies is gonna be costly but the "dirty" dollar bills could be sent for the cost of a stamp. Just a thought.

[station82o]

aye - dip them in a public toliet, preferably one thats somewhat shitty - that'll learn her!

[Cowutopia]

Yeah just refund her her 4.01 and get on with life. Seriously. That's cheaper than a good lunch at Wendy's.

That "nothing ever gets lost in the mail" shit though..dumb bitch. Probably just worried about getting ripped off.