"Cheesiest" movie quotes of all time.

[Satsuki]

I'll pick a rare one, in the Two Towers Legolas says, "This forest is old. Very old..." which came off as really cheesy. Not often you find cheesyness in the LOTR films. Agent Eldron in FOTR's "you shall be... THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING," que theme music. That was cheesedick too.

You know, I used to be a ZOMG LEGOLAS IS SO KEWL AND KAWAIII ^___^V WTF fangirl (the phase lasted exactly one week), then I realized all of his lines make NO SENSE. Literally, he adds nothing to the movies whatsoever. All his dialogue is asinine.

[Revoltor]

Yeah but his skills with the bow and arrow are L33T.

[station82o]

he had a better prescence in the books, legolas did.

Anyway, any small bits of lameness in the LOTR films are smashed by the overwhelming power of the other ones.

[Do You Like Erotic?]

QUICK!!! CHANGE DE CHANNEL!!

[Mr-K]

QUICK!!! CHANGE DE CHANNEL!!

Quotes from Street Fighter just shouldn't count.

[arjue]

I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT!

[The Shiva]

One of the worse line's of all time was (Storm)Halle Berry's line in the first X-Men. It was like, "What does lightening do to frogs........"

May goodness it doesn't get much worse than that one.

[Mzo]

he had a better prescence in the books, legolas did.

Anyway, any small bits of lameness in the LOTR films are smashed by the overwhelming power of the other ones.

I thought Legolas and Gimli were bland, boring, generic and lifeless throwaway cutouts in the books.

They had more personality in the movies. Gimli was cool but Legolas was like a fucking super hero. It was pretty dumb. All you need is like 2 more elves and they could've won the war right there.

[epmode]

You know, I used to be a ZOMG LEGOLAS IS SO KEWL AND KAWAIII ^___^V WTF fangirl (the phase lasted exactly one week), then I realized all of his lines make NO SENSE. Literally, he adds nothing to the movies whatsoever. All his dialogue is asinine.

i love how everyone just ignores everything he says.

i sense evil, we should leave this place
fuck off legolas OMFGORCS WHY DIDN'T ANYONE WARN US

[Jed]

Orlando Bloom has got to be one of the worst actors around today. Granted he wasn't given much dialogue to work with, but his entire role in the trilogy is spent looking into the distance all squinty and intense, and then announcing impending doom in the most horrendous deadpan. ugggh