Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

**Tracer** · 10 Dec 2004, 02:10 AM

Originally Posted by maruchan

It looks like ompa lumpa 's will be doing their songs, pop culture style..

What
do you think
of the one you call
God?

Isn't his absence
slight
ly
odd?

MAYBE HE'S FORGOTEN YOU.

**bbobb** · 10 Dec 2004, 02:10 AM

Originally Posted by Revoltor

Winners don't use drugs.

That's a blatant lie spread by the man.

**SearchManX** · 10 Dec 2004, 02:25 AM

Originally Posted by bbobb

That's a blatant lie spread by the man.

Street Fighter 2 Arcade Machines = the man?

**Revoltor** · 10 Dec 2004, 02:31 AM

Originally Posted by Tracer

What
do you think
of the one you call
God?

Isn't his absence
slight
ly
odd?

MAYBE HE'S FORGOTEN YOU.

Heh, that's fucked up but here's my favorite:

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?
Blaming the kids is a lion of shame
You know exactly who's to blame:

The mother and the father!

**maruchan** · 10 Dec 2004, 02:53 AM

Originally Posted by Revoltor

Heh, that's fucked up but here's my favorite:

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?
Blaming the kids is a lion of shame
You know exactly who's to blame:

The mother and the father!

Ha i love that one..

here are some classic quotes that i rememeber..

Mr. Salt: Wonka! Butterscotch? Buttergin? You running something on the side here?
Willy Wonka: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!
and
Sam Beauregarde: What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Willy Wonka: Why? Are you having fun?

Hrere's the poem he says on the boat
There's no earthly way of knowing / Which direction we are going / There's no knowing where we're rowing / Or which way the river's flowing / Is it raining? / Is it snowing? / Is a hurricane a-blowing? / Not a speck of light is showing / So the danger must be growing / Are the fires of hell a-glowing? / Is the grisly reaper mowing? / Yes, the danger must be growing / 'Cause the rowers keep on rowing / And they're certainly not showing / Any signs that they are slowing!

**George** · 10 Dec 2004, 03:19 AM

Originally Posted by Revoltor

Heh, that's fucked up but here's my favorite:

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?
Blaming the kids is a lion of shame
You know exactly who's to blame:

The mother and the father!

Tracer's was a Family Guy joke, but yes, the Oompah songs are really fucked up. Really judgemental too, the little pricks.

**SonofdonCD** · 10 Dec 2004, 03:32 AM

I must have watched this trailer like 20 times. I love the look and feel (and Danny Elfman's music) so far, and I for some reason laugh out loud everytime I see Johnny Depp first turn around and do that little bouncy thing with that demented smile.

BTW, tell me I'm not crazy and that I actually saw Christopher Lee as that dentist?!?

**Rumpy** · 10 Dec 2004, 03:49 AM

Originally Posted by maruchan

Hrere's the poem he says on the boat
There's no earthly way of knowing / Which direction we are going / There's no knowing where we're rowing / Or which way the river's flowing / Is it raining? / Is it snowing? / Is a hurricane a-blowing? / Not a speck of light is showing / So the danger must be growing / Are the fires of hell a-glowing? / Is the grisly reaper mowing? / Yes, the danger must be growing / 'Cause the rowers keep on rowing / And they're certainly not showing / Any signs that they are slowing!

Marilyn Manson did a cover of that on his first studio album. It's just as messed up.