Reply With QuoteTroll 2 was easily one of the most notoriously bad films ever made in the horror genre. I loved it. The end is especially haunting, I mean who would've thought that a Ham sandwich held so much power.
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This may be the best-worst movie ever made. I find myself quoting it all the time, but no one understands me. Has anyone seen this film?
NILBOG is goblin spelled backwards!!!1
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Troll 2 was easily one of the most notoriously bad films ever made in the horror genre. I loved it. The end is especially haunting, I mean who would've thought that a Ham sandwich held so much power.
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This is part of the actual script.
[Elliott sneaks into Holly's bedroom]
Holly: Elliott! What kind of idiotic joke is this? You scared the shit out of me!
Elliott: I'm the victim of a nocturnal rapture. I have to release my lowest instincts with a woman.
Holly: [Punches Elliott in the groin] Release your instincts in the bathroom.
Elliott: Are you nuts? You tryin' to turn me into a homo?
Holly: Wouldn't be too hard. If my father discovers you here, he'd cut off your little nuts and eat them. He can't stand you.
Joshua: Nilbog! It's goblin spelled backwards! This is their kingdom!
Sheriff Freak: There're sandwiches for tonight! It'll go easier on you if you eat'em. Otherwise, we'll be forced to kill you VIOLENTLY!
Drugstore Owner: It would be a shame! The blood would mix with the meat, and we'd have to leave it in vinegar for the whole night!
Joshua: Grandpa! Are you really in Hell?
Seth: No! But I know a trick that a friend of mine who went there taught me!
Drugstore Owner: Here, try some Nilbog milk. High in vitamin content. It's free.
Sheriff Freak: He was one of us... and you killed him! Now it's your turn!
Drew: Coffee.
Drugstore Owner: There's no coffee in Nilbog. It's the devil's drink.
Drew: Eggs.
Drugstore Owner: Yuck!
Drew: Bacon.
Drugstore Owner: Don't you know, we're vegetarian's in Nilbog.
Drugstore Owner: There's no coffee here in Nilbog - it's the Devil's drink!
Holly: Dear Elliot Cooper, tomorrow morning will be your final chance. The beautiful Holly Waites, or your little boys. Make a choice Elliot.
Michael: Do you see this writing?... Do you know what it means?... Hospitality. And you can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it. (He starts to take his belt off)
Joshua: What are you gonna do to me?
Michael: I'm tightening my belt one loop so that I don't feel hunger pains, and I suggest your mother and sister do likewise.
Michael: Do you see this writing? Do you know what it means? Hospitality! And you can't piss on hospitality - I won't allow it!
Diana: Joshua is not a little shit, he's just very sensitive.
Joshua: They're eating my mommy!
Troll: Would you like some, Joshua?
Joshua: AHHHHH!
Arnold: They're eating her... and then they're going to eat me... OH MY GAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Diana: Don't hit him, Michael! For God's sake, PLEASE don't him!
Creedence: THAT... is ENOUGH!
Troll: Ow-ur qu-een is callin... g us...
Joshua: A double-decker bologna sandwich!
Creedence: Aaahhh! Think about the cholesterol! Think about... THE TOXINS...!
Brent: No... no... no more popcorn!
Oh man, I really need to watch this movie again. Is it out on DVD?
You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
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Originally Posted by Hubbitron
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if you can find a torrent for this movie, i will give you mad props on the cd
LEWKIT AWL DAT JYUUCE!
*ahem*
*Points to his name*
I SWEAR IF YOU BITCH ABOUT TWINSTICKS I WILL BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS
I knew a guy named after "Gymkata" would have to chime in
"Chuy, you're going to have a magical life. Because no matter where you go, it's always going to be better than Tucson."
No torrent but...
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/AS...522089-0288942
I could order you all a cheap copy as an additional donation on top of the money I sent...
You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
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No torrent but...
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/AS...522089-0288942
I could order you all a cheap copy as an additional donation on top of the money I sent...
done and done
in reguards to gymkata.......my god. you are right.
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