This Aggression Will Not Stand!

[Omni]

A great injustice has taken place here, people. For no reason at all the greatest thread ever has been locked.

Future generations of TNLers will not be able to discuss how they wipe their ass. This aggression simply cannot stand. Call your local congressman, your mayor, tell them about how you've been persecuted, how your God given rights have been infringed upon.

No one deserves to live in such a world. Make a difference. You know you can.

[Brisco Bold]

I stand up.

[Rocca]

I stand up.

yup.

[Calliander]

You can thank Doc Holliday for that, probably. cka had to close all the old threads because the fucker kept resurrecting old, useless ones.

[arjue]

yeah, all the old threads are locked.

And I sit like a non-fuckhead.

[Timber]

And I sit like a non-fuckhead.

IAWTP.

[Omni]

You can thank Doc Holliday for that, probably. cka had to close all the old threads because the fucker kept resurrecting old, useless ones.

That's a fucking shame.

In related news, I pretty much exclusively sit down when wiping now. Alot of it has to do with being at school and basically using a public restroom all the time, but I think you guys actually converted me. Crazy!

[Mr-K]

That thread caused a big battle between my friends and I. Sitters and Standers. Neither side knew the other even existed, it was weird.

[Dolemite]

You know that you can request to a mod to open an old thread, right?

[Omni]

That thread caused a big battle between my friends and I. Sitters and Standers. Neither side knew the other even existed, it was weird.

Same with me, except it was the other way around. We got into a whole big argument about the thing, so I started the thread here.

It's just something that literally no one talks about, so when someone brings it up its bound to have some unexpected results.

You know that you can request to a mod to open an old thread, right?

I don't actually care that much, I just wanted a reason to quote The Big Lebowski in a thread title.

... but it should be reopened.