Dead or Alive- The live action movie

[Dolemite]

Yes, Eric Roberts. Being that he's fat and old now, he looks kind of out of place with all the eye-candy in this movie.

BTW, one thing about the movie was actually kinda nice was that the fight scenes were completely missing the rapid-fire cuts that make it impossible to see what's going on in most modern action movies. It was refreshing.

Best fight scene was Helena (cutest girl in the movie, BTW) fighting all the guys and girls with swords on the steps. It was pretty solid.

Despite this, I can't go on enough about how retarded this movie is. The opening scene with Kusami (or whatever her name is) fully displays how over-the-top dumb it gets. If you can make it past that, you probably can handle the whole thing. If not, run.

[Thief Silver]

How far?

[Pineapple]

my brother rented this from blockbuster and we watched it together and laughed most of the time. I'll admit the girls are hot, but yeah, ALL of the girls in the game had huge tits, so it was a mite dissappointing to see a's and b's floating around out there. some fun fight scenes. funny dialoge. overall entertaining, although my favorite part of the entire thing (sadly) was the preview for "Black Sheep" I believe it was called. IT'S ABOUT FUCKING KILLER SHEEP THAT MUTATE AND RAISE HELL ON A FARM!!! LOL!

[Jetman]

Hey, now, no shit talking Eric Roberts pls

[Dyne]

wtf is that from?

[Dolemite]

How far?

Very far.

But personally, I though it was a fun bad movie with lots of hot chicks. How horrible can that be?

ALL of the girls in the game had huge tits, so it was a mite dissappointing to see a's and b's floating around out there.

The girl playing Tina had pretty big fake tits. Helena was pretty good too. There aren't many G-cup actresses out there outside of porn.

[Timber]

wtf is that from?

American produced Doctor Who TV movie. He was The Master.

[Dolemite]

Bullshit. He isn't the Master.

HE is.

[Dyne]

Sho-Nuff.
i fucking LOVE that movie.

[Port]

THE SHO-GUN OF HARLEM