Dead or Alive- The live action movie

[REDX]

MK Annihilation is also up there. And I guess we have to figure in Uwe Boll's masterpieces in there somewhere too.

And lets not forget the mario bros movie!In fact,i take back what i said about streetfighter being the worst video game movie ever.Mario bros holds that title.To this day i wonder who the fuck thought making a movie out of that game would be a good idea in the first place?

[Advocate]

Fury~ its already been cast.

[MrWhitefolks]

Give me a break.

truth. there's no way this movie could be made into anything coherant regardless of who's doing it/what medium it's in. the story for the game is so weak to begin with that it wouldnt matter, and it's being treated as a comedy action flick based around 4-5 chicks.

yes it will suck, yes i will go see it.

besides, nobody physically resembles any of the DOA female characters due to the character models in that game having a complete lack of body detail(skin tone, muscle structure, any type of imperfection, etc), let alone a personality outside of your average anime shown on cartoon network.

[Dyne]

But it has Eric Roberts. I think that easily makes it a day one watch.

eric roberts from best of the best?

[MrWhitefolks]

oh yes, i totally forgot about eric roberts. now all we need is lou diamond phillips and we'd have the ultimate present day b-rated chop sokey flick of all time.

[Dolemite]

OMG IF THE MOVIE DOESNT HAVE TENGU RUNNING AROUND TALKING ABOUT HOW EVERYTHING IS HIS DELUSION THE STORYLINE WILL BE RUINED AND I WILL BOYCOTT IT FOREVER I LOVE TENGU HE IS THE BEST

[MrWhitefolks]

hahahahaha

that's almost as bad as the initial fan outcry about PH being in the Silent Hill flick without James.

[Dyne]

hahahahaha

that's almost as bad as the initial fan outcry about PH being in the Silent Hill flick without James.

wait.....they really did this?

[FuryFox]

I don't see how hiring a bunch of martial artists and using DOA's loose storyline for an excuse to film a bunch of fight scenes is so much worse than what's going on here.

[MrWhitefolks]

I don't see how hiring a bunch of martial artists and using DOA's loose storyline for an excuse to film a bunch of fight scenes is so much worse than what's going on here.

as it's obviously so loose and inept that making a plot of their own was a far better choice. either way, nobody should expect anything GOOD out of this movie as it's only going to be entertaining in a MST3000 type of way.

wait.....they really did this?

first it was the outcry due to harry not being in the movie(while all other major players[alessa/dhalia/cybil] were).

then it was that "PH cant exist without James Sunderland", which was later disproven.

after that it was "PH's helmet isnt pointy" or "that wasnt PH in the movie because the helmet is pointy", and we all know now that it IS Pyramid Head.