Guess who's going to be a DAD!!

[Revoltor]

Congrats.

Let's hope it doesn't come out white

[Master]

Congrats.

Let's hope it doesn't come out white

Shhh, you are gonna blow my cover.

[animegirl]

Congrats!

[jonas]

I heard the real dad is Dolemite! Ohhhh swerve.....

[Josh]

Congratulations!

Raise your child on good music... don't be an asshole.

[Diff-chan]

I have a few questions for you, Fighter-X, based on conversations on #TNL.

01. At what age do you think fried chicken is part of a child's diet?
02. The above question, for watermelons.
03. The above question, for collared greens.
04. When are you gonna sign the kid up for basketball?
05. Are you gonna give him DJing lessons?
06. The above question, but with rapping.
07. Are you going to start a trust fund so he can open up his own record label at a young age?
08. Are you gonna be able to handle the lesser amounts of sex that will inevitably come?

[Jeremy]

diff, you left out making sure the child knows how to properly sterilize a syringe, but I forgive you.

[Blacklight85]

congrats

[FX]

That's great! Good for you.

Thanks!!

Congrats, fuckie!

There'll be a NEW Darkness in the house!

Congrats, man. What do you want a boy or girl?

I don't care, as long as he or she is healthy.

DUDE!

That's fantastic news! Congrats to you and Vi. Your sperm is indeed potent.

Of course, you realize once the kid is born, your videogame funds will be severely cut into...

Thank you, Mr. Dole!

Videogames funds? It's alright, I'm not buying many games nowadays, anyway. This'll be a good reason to finally stop.

FX: Not sure how the schools are in your area, but in about 5 years, you might want to move to a new state. Or home school. Considering the rest of the nation thinks our state's pub ed system "rides the short bus."

No matter what, start sleeping in now. You won't be able to much longer.

We were thinking the exact same thing. LOL. Yeah, sleep. Whoooooo goodbye, sleeptime!

Jesus Christ, what the fuck kind of post is that?

*ahem*

Congratulations. If you're anything like me, you won't know what the hell to do at first. I mean, it's just gonna, well, lay there. Maybe blink at you. As they get older the real fun kicks in. Everything from giant legos to build tunnels for trains, garages for matchbox cars and bases for GI Joes to going on walks and counting the sidewalk slabs as you go so you get to teach them to count instead of the TV (the alphebet works here too and you'll also be introducing them to all sorts of animals along the way. My favorite was the complete fascination he had with his first butterfly)... Man, it's really amazing. Oh and the ridiculously cute questions they ask. I was once asked "How do kids growed up?" OMG TEH CUTE

Fatherhood rocks. You don't seem like you're the type who is going to look at it as a burden like some assholes out there, so you should have just as much fun as I'm having. Best of luck.

Thank you for the vote of confidence. Everyone sees how excited I am about the new addition! I've been smiling all day long. ALL DAY LONG.

Hm! Be sure to warm them up to stileproject by age 1. Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!

(is it a butt-baby!?!?)

You know what, I thought you'd say that. I was going to PM you and say, "NO IT'S NOT A BUTT-BABY!"

Don't be a shitty parent!

Damn right, Master. I don't think that's in me.

Congrats.

Let's hope it doesn't come out white

Well, the kid'll be Black/Hispanic.

Congrats!

Congratulations!

Raise your child on good music... don't be an asshole.

No doubt.

I have a few questions for you, Fighter-X, based on conversations on #TNL.

01. At what age do you think fried chicken is part of a child's diet?
02. The above question, for watermelons.
03. The above question, for collared greens.
04. When are you gonna sign the kid up for basketball?
05. Are you gonna give him DJing lessons?
06. The above question, but with rapping.
07. Are you going to start a trust fund so he can open up his own record label at a young age?
08. Are you gonna be able to handle the lesser amounts of sex that will inevitably come?

HA!

[Shine]

hey, FX, this is your future here. Run, run far and run fast. If you value your freedom, run. If you hate poverty, run, just run.