I just got Cable Internet bitches

**Cowutopia** · 07 Feb 2005, 04:41 AM

Something I learned: Going shopping online (when you're not in the same room) with your girlfriend for lingerie is dangerous and possibly even pointless. I found that as she showed me different items, my opinion of them directly correlated to the hotness of the model wearing them.

**g0zen** · 07 Feb 2005, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

Something I learned: Going shopping online (when you're not in the same room) with your girlfriend for lingerie is dangerous and possibly even pointless. I found that as she showed me different items, my opinion of them directly correlated to the hotness of the model wearing them.

I think it's worse when your girlfriend catches you oogling the chicks in a Victoria's Secret catalog and you either have to a.) tell the truth and get bitched out or b.) lie and say you were trying to find something to buy as a present for her. So, your choices basically come down to losing money or sex. Possibly both.

**Fe 26** · 07 Feb 2005, 09:23 PM

Anyone know where I can dl eps of the venture brothers? I missed a few eps, and you can't go out and buy it, and I like want to see them.

**Calliander** · 07 Feb 2005, 09:51 PM

I'm safe. I haven't found a Victoria's Secret model in recent years whom I thought was hot. Back in the day I was all about them, but now they're just so cookie-cutter and bland. It's easy for my girl to pick something out that I'll like, there's only one criterion: is it easy to remove? If the answer is yes, it gets my stamp of approval.