How not to get a gig reviewing...

[station82o]

That's awesome. 5 stars. They should take him on as a joke; he could develop a William Hung-style cult following. I know I'd never miss a column, especially if he left central paragraphs unfinished for later.

wouldn't be a bad idea.

[Timber]

That's simply an amazing example of why you should never write anything while stoned. Just... wow.

He forgot the first rule of writing stoned. You have to go back the next day and rewrite it while you're sober.

[Fe 26]

He writes at Got-Next now.

I don't know if that was a shot at me, but I that resume is not mine. I make a point to proof read shit for websites, money, or a grade, several times.

My spelling and grammar may not be the best in the world, but I'm not stupid.

[Rumpy]

lol, do you write for GN?

[Fe 26]

lol, do you write for GN?

I did an interview, but I'm not on staff

http://www.got-next.com/features_read.php?id=71

[animegirl]

He writes at Got-Next now.

At least Got-Next gets updated.

[Mzo]

At least Got-Next gets updated.

LISTEN MISSY WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON ANYWAYS

[animegirl]

LISTEN MISSY WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON ANYWAYS

Umm...both?

[The_Meach]

At least Got-Next gets updated.

Yeah, what is the deal with zero updates in three months? </Seinfeld>

[Mykozo]

While I was working at Pizza Hut someone handed in a resume that had spelling errors on it. It was the WORST resume I've ever seen in my life, and under special interests and hobbies he wrote watching TV and drinking heavily.

Naturally I pushed for his employement and was training him within the week.

At Video Game Exchange in Bowie, MD, we got one application where the guy had put down prep-crook as one of his past jobs. Obviously he meant prep-cook, but we all had a laugh at that one.

My fav applicants were the ones that used to come into my old Radio Shack store. They would ask me "y'all (some even added expletives, like mutha fucka's) hiring and shit? No joke...this happened all the time. Baltimore is Ghettoooooo!