Zombies

[Opaque]

My friends and I have planned out what we're going to do in case of a zombie invasion.

Me and my friends have too.

It's a good idea to have a plan in such a case.

[Gohron]

TNL should put in a collective effort to create zombies so we can all live out our fantasy.

[Mr-K]

Fulci zombies would be a bit trickier. The ones from Zombi 2 can fight a fucking shark and come away victorious

GREATEST SCENE IN MOVIE HISTORY

ZOMBIE FIGHTING SHARK TITTIES YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

[sethsez]

Nerd Mode Activated:

All kinds of Vampires exist, at least in the Whitewolf world, Nosferutu are just one of the clans. They've lived next to human kind since the beginning (Cain being the first Vampire).

Nerd Mode Off

Nosferatu has been around a hell of a lot longer than Whitewolf.

GREATEST SCENE IN MOVIE HISTORY

ZOMBIE FIGHTING SHARK TITTIES YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Damn right. In the middle of the movie, for no apparant reason... ZOMBIE FIGHTS SHARK! It's spectacular.

[Tracer]

I've come to the conclusion, that zombies are the scariest fucking things, ever.

My reasons are:

1. They can not be killed
2. Their numbers grow as they kill your companions
3. they are nasty and dead
4. They bite you, turning you into an undead bitch


I know what some of you are thinking, IP has been drinking but, I assure you that is not the case.

If you think about all the fictional beast of death out there, I think you will agree that Zombies are the scarriest. Second are living semis that hit you while you are playing softball.

Discuss

Zombies are not scary. They're like unwashed retards.

[sethsez]

Zombies are not scary. They're like unwashed retards.

Dude, retards have the strength of five normal men.

[Tracer]

IBTN. Never underestimate retard strenth. I myself have been bulldozed by a retard.

But they're slow to react and move and are easily fooled. They routinely fall for the same traps and ruses I devise to ellude them.

[MarsVolta]

IBTN. Never underestimate retard strenth. I myself have been bulldozed by a retard.

But they're slow to react and move and are easily fooled. They routinely fall for the same traps and ruses I devise to ellude them.

lol thats true...theres a retarted kid at my school that eats lunch w/ me and my friends b/c we let him help us in our journalism class and he is very very sly.

[Rhydant]

Penny Arcade is becoming what the Simpsons are to real life. Theres a comic about everything that might happen on the internet.

[frostwolf ex]

I have this book:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...books&n=507846
It actually has sound advice, it is done tongue-in-cheek, but does give you info about places to go, the best weapons, types of zombies, and what to do if the world is completely overrun by zombies. Zombies are my favorite things ever. For some good zombie reading pick up Book of the Dead and Still Dead by John Skipp & Craig Specter. They are anthologies of zombie stories by different horror writers and some of them are pretty kick-ass.

my friend's wife got that book for me for my last birthday, its actually really well done, a good treatment of a fictional subject.

and it depends on the zombies. they can be killed in most movies, usually you just have to blow/smash up their heads. I really get bored by zombies, the mummy coudl use magic, vampires have presonalities, werewolves are indescribably cool, and occasionally are good guys, but zombies have no cool backstory, they have no real special powers, they are just slow moving(in most versions, i know they were faster in a few movies) and against an organized military resistance, a few incendaries and a trap that wouldnt trick a bunny and they are nothing more than some slow moving target signs. remember that in msot games they are nothing but cannon fodder.

and furthermore, this whole thread only refers to movie zombies, the mythical precursor to them, the "voodoo" zombie is entirely different, its intelligent, fast moving, its basically a vampire that takes orders of a voodoo houngain(sp?).
final point, a full on werewolf would shred a city of zombies, fact!