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Thread: Jesus has been found. (Updated with new Jesus sighting)

  1. Whoa Jesus has been found. (Updated with new Jesus sighting)

    Last edited by Shinobi128; 08 Feb 2005 at 01:36 AM.

  2. It looks like the elephant man.

  3. Juan, of Prairie Lea, Texas
    heh.

  4. The search is finally over.

    Next time some Christian comes up to me and asks, "Have you found Jesus?" I will whip out that picture and politely reply; "Yes, and let me tell you he looks nothing like you described him."
    Time for a change

  5. Realy? I think it looks pretty close to the typical picture.

  6. I was commenting more on him being a frying pan, rather than a crucified / resurrected Jewish sectarian cultist.
    Time for a change

  7. Anyone remember the episode where Al Bundy sweated Elvis?
    "Your soul better belong to Jesus, mmm-mmmmm..... cause your ass belongs to me!"

  8. Quote Originally Posted by voltz
    Anyone remember the episode where Al Bundy sweated Elvis?
    No, but let me guess what happened: Al was miserable at the shoe store, then came home and his wife was acting really bitchy. Then his daughter came home and said some dumb things and acted like a slut, his son came home and everyone made fun of him for being short. Then his neighbor came by with his wife and Al made fun of her for being a dyke. Then Al went and looked at some porn and thats that.

  9. It was a good show

  10. Quote Originally Posted by diffusionx
    No, but let me guess what happened: Al was miserable at the shoe store, then came home and his wife was acting really bitchy. Then his daughter came home and said some dumb things and acted like a slut, his son came home and everyone made fun of him for being short. Then his neighbor came by with his wife and Al made fun of her for being a dyke. Then Al went and looked at some porn and thats that.
    You forgot about the jokes reguarding fat ladies walking in the shoe store.
    "Your soul better belong to Jesus, mmm-mmmmm..... cause your ass belongs to me!"

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