Whiny Liberals Moving to Canada

[Cowdisease]

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/02/08/na...depart.html?hp

In the Niagara of liberal angst just after Mr. Bush's victory on Nov. 2, the Canadian government's immigration Web site reported an increase in inquiries from the United States to about 115,000 a day from 20,000. After three months, memories of the election have begun to recede. There has been an inauguration, even a State of the Union address.

Yet immigration lawyers say that Americans are not just making inquiries and that more are pursuing a move above the 49th parallel, fed up with a country they see drifting persistently to the right and abandoning the principles of tolerance, compassion and peaceful idealism they felt once defined the nation.

America is in no danger of emptying out. But even a small loss of residents, many of whom cite a deep sense of political despair, is a significant event in the life of a nation that thinks of itself as a place to escape to.

Firm numbers on potential émigrés are elusive.

As someone who detests Bush and is not looking forward to the next four years, I have to say that this is one of the most retarded things I've read. [artie lange]Waahhh, this country sucks. I'm leaving. Waaaaahhhhhhhhh![/artie lange]

I pulled some choice quotes from the article for your mocking pleasure.

"I love the United States," he said as he stood on the Vancouver waterfront, staring toward the Coast Mountains, which was lost in a gray shroud. "I fought for it in Vietnam. It's a wrenching decision to think about leaving. But America is turning into a country very different from the one I grew up believing in."

Melanie Redman, 30, assistant director of the Epilepsy Foundation in Seattle, said she had put her Volvo up for sale and hoped to be living in Toronto by the summer. Ms. Redman and her Canadian boyfriend, a Web site designer for Canadian nonprofit companies, had been planning to move to New York, but after Nov. 2, they decided on Canada instead.

"I'm doing it," she said. "I don't want to participate in what this administration is doing here and around the world. Under Bush, the U.S. seems to be leading the pack as the world spirals down."

"I'm originally from a poor, lead-mining town in Missouri and I know a lot of the people there don't understand why I'm doing this," she said. "Even my family is pretty disappointed. And the fact is, it makes me pretty sad, too. But I just can't bear to pay taxes in the United States right now."

Bitch.

Mike Aves, 40, a financial planner in Palm Beach, Fla., where he has been active in the Young Democrats, said he was finding it almost impossible from that distance to land a job in Canada. "I've told my wife, I'd be willing to take a step down, socioeconomically, to move from white-collar work to a blue-collar job, if it would get us to Canada," he said.

Loser.

"Immigration to Canada is not like packing your family in a car and moving across the state line," Mr. Mogus said. "It's a long process. It can take 18 months or even longer sometimes. And if you hire a lawyer to help you, it can cost thousands of dollars."

So not only were they PWNED with Bush winning the election, but they're getting PWNED just to get into Canada.

"I think George Bush's re-election, in itself, is nothing compared to what happens, over the next 10 to 15 years, if he gets to make three or four appointments to the Supreme Court," Mr. Gorde said. "I foresee a much darker period in front of us."

Beginning now, Mr. Gorde plans to gradually shift his life from Richmond to one of the islands near Vancouver - buying a home, spending a little more time there each year, gradually extracting himself from his company in Virginia until, 100 months from now, his life will be Canadian.

"When I set my mind to something, I'm the most organized and driven person in the world," he said. "I have made this decision and I'm going to do it."

He knows that some who share his political views wonder why he does not stay in the United States and battle it out.

"I'm 53 years old, and I don't know if I have the energy to go out in the streets and organize again," Mr. Gorde said. "Or maybe it's just a matter of becoming a little bit spoiled at this point in my life."

[Diff-chan]

I hope these people find happiness no matter where they end up.

[Punky Skunk]

"100 months from now"

[Doc Holliday]

I have to admit I had the same thoughts in Nov.

We were so convinced we were right, that we didn't really fight hard enough & when Bush won… it just took the wind out of us.

Then the only option left to hurt’em with, was leaving and taking the tax $ with us.

After a month or so I just decided to stick around and reassess the situation. I mean if we were right, Bush will hang himself soon enough. And then we can laugh and dance and throw a grand parade in all of the glory of our Elitist righteousness.

[Joust Williams]

And guess how many made good on their 'promise'? Four.

The rest bother people on university campuses.

[Salsashark]

I hope these people find happiness no matter where they end up.

poty

[Gohron]

Good.

That is all.

[Brisco Bold]

The follow-up to this: Very few Americans moved up here.

My opinion: Who cares?

Also, I'm curious whether historians will have the same opinion of Bush as some people have of him now?

[Yoshi]

This just proves that Democrats claiming to be patriotic are full of shit. Shocking I know.

[frostwolf ex]

so, has yawa got his tickets?
edit: so, lots of liberals looked into it, but few actually did anything about it? That joke certainly writes itsself, dosent it?
(and i even voted for kerry)